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@TARUNspeakss red tape

Name one thing that India does better than any other country.

@Wisdom_HQ Pay off mortgage. Invest a couple of mil to ensure we can live comfortably. Try to help the homeless.

@MartinSLewis @MartinSLewis , when the Pandora papers came out it was revealed that Tony Blair avoided £312k in Stamp Duty. Avg wage is ~£35k, so avg income tax is ~£6k. Tony Blair avoided a lifetime avg working person income tax in one transaction. What is govt doing to close these loopholes?

QUESTIONS 1: FOR CHANCELLOR. I'm interviewing the Chancellor tomorrow morning for my show 7:30pm tomorrow. I don't get long but pls feel free to suggest PRACTICAL NOT POLITICAL questions for her by reply PS I'll post Questions 2 in a mo for you to post Qs on the budget for me.

@Rainmaker1973 You took your time

What are the words?

@theamelia__ buy bitcoin

@InterestingSTEM 88

@otokyo__ 16

It's not 9, how many birds are there then?

@fesshole youtu.be/29JPnJSmDs0

I'm a middle-aged man and frequently end up staring into the middle distance, thinking about fuck all. My wife accuses me of eyeing up other women when I'm doing this outdoors, which I have not done. I now suspect I have resting pervert face.

@fesshole My name is Abbas and I had a manager, called Tricia, who kept calling me Bas. I took to calling her Pat until she pointed out that's not her name. I said Bas isn't mine either!

My name is Kate but one of my managers at work keeps calling me Kat. I have taken to miaowing every time he does, but he is still not taking the hint. Argh.

@JasonManford Been a fan for years, and even more so when I realised you were a Man City fan too. Came to see you in Edinburgh Festival more than a few years ago! Still laugh at your helium skit!

@fesshole On the bright side, only three more sleeps until Christmas!

I know it would have to be a smaller dose and all but I'd love someone to randomly shoot me with one of the tranquiliser darts that knock out rhinos and lions for hours at a time. I reckon it'd be the first decent kip I'd have in 20 years.

@haveigotnews antidepressants

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@thebowlerhatman Met him once in Manchester. He was as nice in real life!

Born on this day in 1933. Brian Cant. One of my heroes. A wonderful man who inspired millions of children. What a Fabulous bowler hat he has!

@susie_dent What's the word for being cream crackered after waking up five times in the night because your dog has diarrhoea?

Word of the day is ‘forwallowed’ (15th century): extremely weary from tossing and turning all night.

@MartinSLewis I only buy black socks - no pairing, no issue with lost or damaged socks and makes laundry a breeze! When they are wearing thin I bin the worst and buy a new batch!

Today's FRIDAY Poll: You've lost a sock (gone forever) what do you do with its surviving pair? Which of these is closest to your answer

@henningwehn And they say Germans have no sense of humour 😂

I think last night’s win might be the springboard for Spurs becoming the dominant force in English football..

@MartinSLewis Rabbit food by Excel reduced their pack sizes by 25% from 2Kg down to 1.5Kg

TELL US: What foods, groceries, cosmetics, cleaning products etc have u noticed SHRINKFLATION on (ie same price product gets smaller)? Even better do u have exact details (I bet some keep data/photos). Please reply with urs (do like ur faves) & my pod producer'll collate. Ps thanks to @dambury67 for suggesting this

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