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This chart might look political, but it’s really about data science. The UK can rank great or poorly depending on the KPIs you choose. Our choice of data decides how we view reality.

@ctlamy Where are my seedless lemons??

Back when I was your age, grapes had SEEDS in them

@SashaKaletsky What's your thesis

I am Polymarket's #1 "Yes" holder for a Dem midterms sweep with only $38k. This is not a political statement. But speaking on behalf of the entire order book (which btw you can blow through for only $20k)... these numbers are largely folly, don't be beguiled by false precision

@bryan_johnson Sir, this is a Wendy's

Just had sex with Kate. Goodnight everyone.

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit: “What is your blood type?” “I am probably a type O”, said the rabbit.

@bryan_johnson Sir, this is a Wendy's

How to make love this Valentines ❤️ There are a few generations that were never taught how to make love. The kind that deepens pair bonds and strengthens the relationship. Because intimacy is still taboo, porn unfortunately became the teacher. Leaving people without learning and mastering the needed love making skills to create vibrancy. Here are 11 things to keep in mind when fostering intimacy with women. 0. Timing: slow and gentle is the way. Men are ready to go within 2-5 minutes. Women require 18-20 minutes. Start before the 18 min mark and your partner may experience pain. Women need that time to tent, when the uterus is lifting up and back. Without this, the vaginal canal is 3-4 cm shorter which leads to cervical collision/pain. 1. Touch: use slow, purposeful touch. The brain classifies the speed of touch, interpreting movements between 1 and 10 centimeters per second as signals of emotion and connection, with an optimal resonance around 3 cm/s. When touch moves too quickly, the brain registers sensation but not intimacy. When it is slow and deliberate, it is encoded as closeness, safety, and desire, initiating the cascade of biological processes that prepare the body for sexual connection. 2. Vagina wetness: it's going well, but not yet. Vagina wetness does not mean that she’s ready. It means that blood plasma is filtering through the vagina walls due to the vasocongestion. This happens before tenting, when the uterus is lifting up and back and extending the vaginal canal by 3-4 cm.  Wetness means that sex-related processes have started but insertion at this stage is too early and will be painful for her. 3. Nipples: for gentle foreplay. Areola and nipple play is helpful in foreplay as the same nerves are also wired to the clitoris. So by gently stimulating the nipples, you’re also remotely activating the clitoris, commencing the engorgement process. Some women may enjoy increased tension play but many don’t. Best to start gently and be guided by her preferences. 4. Safety: feeling safety is a prerequisite. The brain wants to classify the environment as safe before the body prioritizes sexual arousal. Stress, evaluation, self-consciousness, or performance pressure activate inhibitory pathways that suppress genital blood flow, even if desire is present. The same autonomic system that enables arousal (parasympathetic) is shut down by perceived threat or pressure. 5. Lubrication: plan ahead and have it on hand. A substantial proportion of women prefer or require added lubricant for comfort, even when aroused. Natural lubrication varies widely based on hormones, hydration, stress, medications, cycle phase, and age. Needing lubrication does not mean a lack of attraction, it can be normal physiology. Adequate lubrication reduces friction, micro-tears, inflammation, and pain, all of which directly affect comfort. 6. Rhythm over technique: a smooth, soothing vibe. Consistency and predictability allow the nervous system to remain in an embodied, parasympathetic state. Sudden changes in speed or pressure increase cognitive monitoring and sensory vigilance, which can interrupt arousal. Research on sexual excitation–inhibition shows that stable stimulation supports sustained genital response, while erratic input shifts attention back to evaluation. Rhythm builds trust; novelty is best layered onto safety, not used to replace it. 7. Breath: to set the tone and pace Slow, deep breathing activates vagal pathways that down-regulate sympathetic stress and facilitate genital vasocongestion. Studies show that respiratory slowing increases parasympathetic tone, which is essential for female arousal. When her breath deepens, it often reflects internal relaxation, which is necessary for increased pelvic blood flow. Matching  breathing rhythm can nonverbally reinforce safety and connection. 8. Climax: multiple ways there. Penetration-only orgasms do occur, but they are not the norm. Population estimates: 15-25% of women are able to orgasm through penetration alone. 70-85% of women orgasm through clitoral stimulation (direct or indirect). This includes manual, oral, vibratory, or positional stimulation and is the dominant pathway for female orgasm across cultures and age groups. 5-10% of women orgasm from nipple stimulation alone. Functional MRI studies show nipple stimulation activates genital sensory cortex in many women. 9. Presence: try to lose yourself in the experience. Performance focus activates self-monitoring and evaluative circuits, pulling attention out of sensation and into cognition. Sexual arousal is strongest when attention remains interoceptive rather than outcome-driven. Research on spectatoring shows that monitoring “how am I doing” reliably suppresses arousal, especially in women. Responsiveness keeps the body engaged; choreography pulls it offline. 10. Pain: listen to it as feedback for what to modify. Pain during intimacy most commonly reflects insufficient arousal, muscle guarding, or pacing mismatch, not lack of desire. Clinical research in dyspareunia and vulvovaginal pain shows strong links to autonomic imbalance and pelvic floor tension. Treating pain as feedback improves communication, supports safety and long-term desire.

Good piece here that sums up my views about the “Something Big Is Happening” essay. davidoks.blog/p/why-im-not-w…

@PaulSkallas So whats the correlations between women who have kids later in life, and those that have a stronger will to live?

half of longevity is exercise, sleep, nutrition the other half is will to live x.com/AbudBakri/stat…

The longevity movement, led by Bryan Johnson, masks itself as a health movement but is fundamentally transhumanist. It promotes experimental procedures and untested drugs with uncertain risks. By selling this lifestyle it encourages reckless risk taking lindynewsletter.beehiiv.com/p/the-lindy-gu…

Friction-maxxing: could less convenience lead to much more happiness? theguardian.com/technology/202…

@NanoBanana generate time unfolding in the style of a 70s noir movie

@nikitabier can't access DM due to need to have passcode. No where on the app nor web is there the ability to reset the passcode.

The really Saad truth though that is to get to the 90/100 satisfaction requires being supremely unhappy at even 80/100, thereby producing the necessary drive, and so on up the scale in a Xeno’s paradox of unhappy achievement.

Changing your life is not a glow up. It is drywall dust in your throat and a calendar you keep even when no one is watching. The amount of locking in it takes will make you feel strange to yourself. You will think you are becoming boring. You are becoming accurate. Morning at 5:43. The phone wants to be a god. You make it a brick. Face down, silent. You drink water that tastes like nothing and call it medicine. The kettle clicks. Your stomach argues. You write three lines that are not for beauty, only for honesty. Today I will do this. Today I will not do that. You put the paper where your eyes cannot avoid it. Discipline is a door you lock from the inside. It is not anger. It is not romance. It is a hand on the knob every time your own nerves try to run. At 7:08 you say no to an invitation that would feed your vanity and starve your work. You do not write a paragraph to be forgiven. You put a plate in the sink and hear how steady the water sounds when it hits porcelain. That is what a boundary sounds like. You build lanes so your thoughts do not swerve. Two hours for focus. Forty minutes for the body. Ten minutes to breathe without turning it into a ceremony. You hate the first fifteen. You keep going. Your mind flails like a fish and then remembers it is in a river. The clock becomes less of an enemy and more of a metronome. The cursor blinks. You put in the reps no one claps for. At 13:20 you eat real food at a table. Not a celebration, a promise. Protein, something green, salt that doesn’t flirt. You chew until you remember you have a jaw. The small pain at your temple relaxes. You put your phone in a drawer and the drawer does not scream. You are training your life to stop biting you back. There is the breaking point time. 16:37. You want the old sugar. The old scroll. The old person. You stand up. You walk to the sink. Cold water on wrists until the skull cools half a degree. You say out loud not like this. The urge is still there. You keep your hands busy anyway. You wipe the counter. You take out the trash. You do not argue with the weather inside you. You wait until it passes, because it always passes when you do not feed it. Locking in looks ridiculous from the outside. You cut your own hair with cheap scissors because appointments cost time you need for the page. You leave a party at 21:02 because your sleep is a mortgage you do not want to default on. You set your clothes out for the morning like a child and call it respect. You become the kind of person who knows exactly where the tape measure lives. You stop losing your keys because you stop pretending you are the kind of person who loses their keys. Discipline is not a mood. It is a manual. Write your rules on the fridge where recipes go. No phone before sunlight. One hard thing before noon. Eat sitting down. Apologize by fixing it where it broke. Move your body even when your head is loud. Put your money where your time needs to be. If you relapse, you do not perform grief for an audience. You start again at the next minute mark. Return is the muscle. At 18:55 you go where your breath changes shape. The track that smells like rubber and rain. The cheap gym with a fan that clicks. The stairs in your building that count for you. You do the ugly reps. Your legs fill with the good ache, the kind that takes noise out of your head. You are not chasing a body. You are chasing a nervous system that can hold a day without cracking. You will look arrogant to people who worship permission. You will look obsessive to people who have never been in love with anything that did not immediately love them back. You will be misunderstood by everyone who needs you to stay the character they cast you as. Let them keep their theater. You are busy becoming…

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this hits so hard...