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Canada is cooked once again

So we built the infinity gauntlet before Thanos was even born? 95% ai based war simulations conclude using nukes to achieve its goals. I’m just hear to share my conversation with ai. Take with a GOS

@yonann 180k to look like Elon? Not bad… not bad at all

Clavicular says Big Pharma is gatekeeping a drug that costs $180,000 a month and only billionaires can access "There's a drug called Increlex, generic IGF-1, it's really only accessible by Elon Musk tier billionaires because it's so outrageously expensive.. we're talking $180,000 a month" "This is quite literally the best thing you could do because you're not actually interfering with your endocrine system" "IGF is one of the best growth pathways in terms of getting more size.. it's a really important hormone in your body"

@Ravenismeee John wick

gun to your head name a canadian

@Luv_Xcuses John wick is a villain idgaf who says otherwise. Still a fan. And infinity war

I need a movie where the villain actually won

@DearS_o_n NGOs are the most disgusting scams as they are usually meant for humanitarian aid. Fucking gross

Name a huge scam that has been normalised?

@DearS_o_n Insurance, retirement funds, Any easy invest your money app is built on degenerate behavior. Wouldn’t be successful if only good profitable traders used it. It’s glorified gambling. Also the entire tax system is fucking incredibly fraudulent

@ick_real Genuine boredom

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE ???

@GCSeiler @ShaziGoalie We are really good at cheap labor. Game is game

@ShaziGoalie Canada has 13.8% youth unemployment while the Liberals continue to import millions of third world foreigners to steal their jobs and opportunities.

CANADA’S BIGGEST DEBATE RIGHT NOW 🇨🇦 Pierre Poilievre says Canadians are being crushed by taxes, debt, housing costs, and grocery prices. Mark Carney says wages are rising faster than inflation, rents are easing, and Canada is positioned for strong growth. Both sides came loaded with numbers. Both say they’re fighting for Canadians. So I’ll ask this neutrally: Who’s telling the real story of Canada right now and who’s selling a narrative? 👀

@GamewithDave @toly

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

@preta_6 England is grossly worse

Canada is officially the most embarrassing country on earth

@midaqih This can be defined by non- intentional rage bait. Like he is 100% serious. Yet I feel rage baited. These feelings are incomprehensible

Clavicular was in DISBELIEF after realizing people actually like doing cardio 🤧🏃‍♂️ "It makes you feel good besides just losing weight." "Am I being trolled? How could literal energy expenditure make you feel good?"

@midaqih Ofc he’s having this argument with people who can’t alpha him. Let’s see him act like this in front of any respected weight lifter or athlete

@orangie You can’t possibly believe Jake Paul has the slightest real world chance of winning. Joshua could get out through a wood chipper and get heart surgery then get rolled up in a wheelchair while wearing a straight jacket and still win. Crazyyy work

jake paul's odds are getting lower on all the sports books just put a little bit more money on him... i deadass think he will shock the world tonight

@DramaAlert @slammyjammy123

THOUSANDS OF EPSTEIN PHOTOS ARE RELEASING

@DrClownPhD We could do it with 100 people and it would outlast the current pyramids. Without a doubt

Could we? 🤔

Bill gates likely did all of this on his own doing with the best intent. Hes just trying to solve long term problems while short term problems kill and harm the most average families. Fauci did it with ill will intent of testing power and fear mongering. Also to establish that he knows best and loved that power.

Bill Gates: “Robert Kennedy Jr. wrote a book saying that Tony Fauci and I killed millions of children and made billions of dollars from vaccines.” “He says we’re the villains — responsible for deaths and profiting from tragedy.” Now Gates is asking YOU to judge him & Fauci...

@waronweakness I figured reading brainrot is healthier than watching it on tik tok. Also crypto and generally the best journalists for global news and the quickest updates

In one word, what do you use X for?

@StarPlatinum_ The biggest problem with the majority of humans especially in the west is self awareness. Which you are cured of. Take that for what it is

i am 25 years old -no job -no car -no girlfriend -$0 dollars -100% networth in crypto -multiple mental issues -terminally online is it over for me yes or no

@MarkJCarney How do I tell these fools I want their money now. Withought telling them I want there money now? 🧐🤔

It’s often the most vulnerable Canadians who don’t file their taxes and miss out on the benefits they need or have paid into.   So we’re introducing Automatic Federal Benefits — pre-filing taxes for up to 5.5 million lower-income Canadians.

@HawkEmDownChris Changes all from year to year. But Shane Gillis

Who’s your favorite comedian of all time? 😂 A) Eddie Murphy B) Richard Pryor C) Bernie Mac D) Dave Chappelle E) Katt Williams F) Kevin Hart G) Martin Lawrence H) George Carlin I) Jerry Seinfeld J) Bill Burr K) Steve Harvey L) Wanda Sykes M) Comment other comedian ✍️