James Probert

@easyJet Hi. I’ve got a flight to Izmir Turkey and back for this August and I’ve got an email saying the flights have been cancelled with no explanation.

@StretfordPaddck Second best since minute 1. Absolute shocking performances. Bullied in midfield and provided fuck all going forward. Cunah pocketed by Trippier and Mbeumo might aswell have gone for a nap he was that effective.

A loss at St James’ Park to 10-man Newcastle. An overall jarring game, and our fourth straight defeat there. Disappointing. FT | ⚫️ 2–1 🔴 | #MUFC

@StretfordPaddck We’re fucking shite this game. Couple of shocking performances out there

Very Stuffy team this Newcastle side. #MUFC

@StretfordPaddck Makes up for being the root of that penalty for being slower than a fucking snail

GET INNNNN CASEMIROOOOOO

@CornellGunter_ This’ll be the first wrestling game I buy in about 15 years. Something I’m noticing on X and Reddit though is people complaining about the wrong renders being used for the wrestlers. Will this be looked at and changed?

@godofwaronprime @PlayStation @PrimeVideo That beard looks like ass

Father and Son. Behold your first look at Kratos and Atreus in the God of War series now in production for @primevideo. Their journey to the highest peak begins.

@NoContextBrits Honestly, I can smell that ball

Some of you have never been hit in the face by one of these, and it shows.

@StretfordPaddck I’m almost certain, that exact same scenario happened before where they let the ball bounce and then Bowen scored or assisted

Goal for West Ham. Tomas Soucek scores after horrendous defending from United. 49’ | ⚒️1-0🟣 | #MUFC

@StretfordPaddck Dalot is shocking. Never takes his chances. Different game if he scores that one in one.

😤 We see ourselves out of the FA Cup in the third round after a frustrating game. Thoughts on the game, Reds 💭 #MUFC

Watch Sesko in this clip. He was MOVING.

@StretfordPaddck We’re allergic to top 4.

🙃 Despite a second half Sesko brace, it ends level in Lancashire. Instant thoughts on the game, Reds? 💭 #MUFC

@ManUtd Fucking SACK HIM. I’m all for giving a manager time but this is getting ridiculous now. 1 step forward and 5 steps back with this fucking clueless tramp of a manager

United are held at home.

@ArgosHelpers The phone number doesn’t work. It’s all automated and just end up going round and round in circles

@Probocop Hi James, I'm sorry you didn't receive a new card. We're unable to help with Argos Card issues from here so we can only provide their contact number which is 0345 640 0700. Marc

@ArgosHelpers How do I go about getting a new Argos Card? I have an account and went to use my card but turns out it expired at the end of October. Usually I automatically get sent a new one but not this time. There’s nowhere in the app to sort this and the phone number is a joke

@TomCruise @elijahwood How very Saul Bass

Introducing… DIGGER. A comedy of catastrophic proportions from director Alejandro G. Iñárritu. Only in theaters October 2026.

@utdreport We are incapable of winning second balls. Got as much fight in us as a water drip

HT: Wolves 1-1 #mufc What are your thoughts?

@ManUtd Fucking disgraceful performance that. They should all be ashamed.

Beaten at home.

@InPostUK It shouldn’t be this difficult. We’ve got the parcel numbers but no QR codes. Previously picked up parcels before with no issues but now the owner of the shop is saying he’s been told directly not to give out parcels without a qr code which I’ve never received

Hi James, thanks for reaching out and we're sorry to hear you've been unable to collect your parcel from the shop. We'd recommend calling our Customer Care team on 0330 335 0950 who'll be able to advise you on the next steps. Just ask to speak to a member of the team to bypass the bot. Many thanks!

@InPostUK hi. I’m trying to pick up some parcels and only got sent a code. The store I’m trying to get them from says they can’t give them to me with the code only with a qr code or a barcode but one hasn’t been generated. What shall I do?

@ManUtd Seriously, get rid of Garnacho. He’s an absolute embarrassment of a footballer. He’s got the footballing brain of a gnat, and that’s putting it kindly

United are narrowly beaten in Nottingham. #MUFC || #NFOMUN