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bought the iPhone 11 pro we’re not taking dick pics anymore we’re taking richard photographs

@Rahatcodes secretlab.co/products/magnu…

What are the best standing desks that also have good cable management baked in? Or are easy to add some solution for it? I cannot do zip ties

if you had to guess on a scale of 1 to 10 how normally was the guy with black jordans and the joker leg tattoo behaving on the subway at 2am?

another day at the i fucking love my job factory

@derekmeegan this derek gets it

@ProdigyNelson that’s right fellow derek

all this talk about becoming a forward deployed engineer (FDE) not enough talk about the forward deployed sloperator (FDS)

@Bonecondor anytime you see someone on twitter referring to “wb” it’s referring to this 6th borough colloquially known as the “west bank”

Unpopular but true: there is a sixth borough of New York. Circled for your convenience on the map, it runs from Ft. Lee to Bayonne and is colloquially known as the “West Bank”

i bet it feels good asf to trade above 5% if you’re 30y government bonds

maybe if being the bearer of US 30y treasury bonds also entitled you to unlimited white house ballroom time it wouldn’t have to yield over 5% to be attractive to investors

@ashebytes surrendering the bird in hand to chase the two in the bush

consider the form of genius it takes to be completely OK with discomfort, surrendered to possibility, betting on & trusting in yourself completely

thank god i spent years gambling with 6 and 7 figure notional positions otherwise i would be bugging out over how high the stakes are of this operation i’m trying to start here

claude lowkey a freak fr refuse PRs whose forks are below base’s tip? aye yo?!

making fools out of the best of us making robots of the rest of us

asking someone with a backpack full of laundry "where'd you get that?"

@ErikVoorhees if you find out please share with the class feel like it’s gotten worse the last few weeks

How do I solve this bullshit

@ravespecialist the post was about computers but the sport is life

@ProdigyNelson what sport r we playing

we keep moving the goalposts not realizing the ball is already out of sight

if AI is using so much water why aren’t sea levels going down

@peterpme good riddance cause you finished or gave up lol

upgrading to the new react native architecture was the most miserable project of my career no clear end state. no obvious user facing wins. sometimes worse performance consumes your best engineers in deep, low level work and nobody outside of the react native bubble cares i wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. good riddance!

@kenklippenstein hearing from sources he’s stable, please god

🚨 Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani has been hospitalized and is in critical condition. #PrayForRudy

i love going to bed it’s like yessss time to wake up and go on the computa