Professor Yaffle

@Garyfooballnut Great day.

What a very sad day it was ..... OTD in 1992, Gooners stood on The North Bank terracing for the very last time. Arsenal 5 Soton 1. Wrighty scores a hat-trick to claim the golden boot. ⚽️ 👍

@RyanLauder66 @JustinRose99 @LandoNorris @IanJamesPoulter @MichelleWieWest Justin you can do better than hang out with that Saudi has-been Poulter.

Well that was fun. McLaren Golf is live.

@FootballInT80s VAR would have spoiled all of that.

01/05/1999: 8 men West Ham lose 1-5 at home to Leeds in a bizarre match. Haaland on the scoresheet in a Premier League game. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

@piersmorgan Steal a phone. Lose a hand. Cheaper and way more effective.

If you steal a phone, 3 years in prison. Problem solved.

@DanielConlin6 @DavidDack 28 marathons down, and still trying to make the 4 hour barrier. Good to know I am not ready 🙄

@DavidDack It's not fast, but at least it show that you made an effort. Unless you are very old, it should be considered a bare minimum. If you can't run <4, you should keep training before entering a marathon, because you aren't ready.

Is a sub-4 marathon actually “fast”… or just the most protected ego goal in running?

@PippaCrerar Yay, Communism.

EXCL: Rachel Reeves is considering imposing one-year rent freeze on private sector homes amid growing alarm in government about impact of Iran war on voters’ budgets. Landlords in England would be banned from raising rents for limited period of time under proposals, which are being debated by ministers as part of major cost of living package to be launched in coming weeks. Big story by @kiranstacey theguardian.com/politics/2026/…

@SussexCCC Must be grim up north.

Bad light stops play at Headingley. 💡

@SwearingSport Can’t believe people pay to watch this. Standard is that of a decent Sunday league side at best.

Increase the fucking pay gap.

@graceyldn Fuck off usually works just fine.

What’s the equivalent of “I have a boyfriend” to those charity muggers that hang around train stations or town centres?

@MerrynSW @KirstieMAllsopp Politics of envy, nothing more.

VAT on private schools. Sounded good. New report says cost Scottish econ 900 jobs, £60m and counting. Pupil numbers down 9%. If this was social engineering it's working. If money raising, not so much.

@_Jabir_ Automate the fuckers, now! Best paid unskilled labour in the country.

TFL employees: •40+ days of leave a year •70-100k+ salary •free travel •4 day work week And they’re still striking? 💀

@WinterJeff And an excellent referee you were 💪

2/2. A reminder though , it’s just shy of 22 years since I retired. I am from an era when handball was a deliberate act & a foul was a foul,not something assessed in degrees as to whether or not it’s enough to award a penalty.Enjoy your football.Jeff the Ref ( formerly) ⚽️😇

@KP24 Fuck off Chelski boy

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 STAY HUMBLE, ARSENAL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@xavisimons Make sure you show the same passion away at Preston next February.

We will NOT stop fighting 😤 Crowd was amazing today #COYS

@FootballInT80s Had managed to scrub that one from the memory banks 😳

14/04/1999: An incredible night at Villa Park. The 2 best teams in the country going head-to-head in an Fa Cup semi-final replay. Arsenal and Man Utd had cancelled each other out 3 days earlier but on this night the entertainment was off the scale. Sit back and enjoy…

If Spurs do go down, it’s inevitable that players will be leaving in the summer. But my question is, how much is Udogie in the window?

@DominikDiamond Private Equity bullshit as usual.

Pret a Manger is shite these days. What happened?

@PressSec @adamboultonTABB You will look good in that orange jumpsuit one day.

This is a victory for the United States that President Trump and our incredible military made happen. From the very beginning of Operation Epic Fury, President Trump estimated this would be a 4-6 week operation. Thanks to the unbelievable capabilities of our warriors, we have achieved and exceeded our core military objectives in 38 days. More on that tomorrow morning from @SecWar and Chairman Caine! The success of our military created maximum leverage, allowing President Trump and the team to engage in tough negotiations that have now created an opening for a diplomatic solution and long-term peace. Additionally, President Trump got the Strait of Hormuz reopened. Never underestimate President Trump’s ability to successfully advance America’s interests and broker peace.

@UKLabour @peterkyle Yeah, that feels like a good use of limited tax resources. Not. 🤢

From today, the two child limit is lifted. That means 450,000 children will no longer grow up in poverty.

@peterkyle How about rewarding WORK as opposed to dossing? Regulation is killing the scale-up industry in the UK and you are just adding more hurdles.

From Monday, we’re strengthening sick pay and introducing day one rights for paternity and unpaid parental leave. This is just the start.