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Professor Polecat

@ProfessorPolec1

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Katılım Ocak 2019
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Professor Polecat
Professor Polecat@ProfessorPolec1·
Took a walk in the rain with an umbrella today. For some reason it made the walk much nicer. The smells, temperature, and music I was listening to combined to feel like I had time traveled to 1994. Felt like parts of my brain were waking up that havent been used in years. XD
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Professor Polecat
Professor Polecat@ProfessorPolec1·
@lporiginalg I dont get how this is a problem. Grandpa didn't lose his hair until his 70's. I've got fabio hair at nearly 40. Is this a loser problem real men don't deal with?
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I,Hypocrite
I,Hypocrite@lporiginalg·
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
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Professor Polecat
Professor Polecat@ProfessorPolec1·
@Knights_Path Out of curiosity, will there be an "analogue" control scheme available when playing with a controller similar to what the first Dead Island did? Where you soft lock onto a target and swing the right joystick to freely swing your blade? Wishlisted btw.
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Professor Polecat
Professor Polecat@ProfessorPolec1·
@Stoneyman50 I'm telling you friend, this is worth holding out for. I'm not sad because I've seen the end. I can't be broken because I was given a cheat in all this; I think I was meant to uplift those like you. You uplifted me, now I'm here for you.
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Stoney ☮️ 🇺🇲 🐸 🫡 🇺🇲
End Comms... it's been an honor and a pleasure being here with you guys. I'm struggling to even smile anymore or stay positive. I spent my days trying to put smiles on people's faces while silently falling deeper into a dark depression I can't do this anymore. Godspeed. 🫶🐸🙏
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Professor Polecat
Professor Polecat@ProfessorPolec1·
Puttin' this out there clear as day: I am America first. I am anti-lgbt BS despite being a furry. I am a logic based person but get pegged as "right wing". I -am one of a view who actually know what is going on- and how this ends is great for everyone. You will all be shocked.
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Professor Polecat
Professor Polecat@ProfessorPolec1·
@SenGillibrand I wanted to insult you. I really did. I didn't think you could do it yourself though better than I. Can I PLEASE have a chance next time you unbecoming wench? This is a level of stupid below the bar and it's fucking digging.
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Professor Polecat
Professor Polecat@ProfessorPolec1·
@RepUnderwood I'm growing tired of insulting you failures of humanity. What's it like being a sick piece of shit?
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Rep. Lauren Underwood
Rep. Lauren Underwood@RepUnderwood·
I just viewed the Epstein files. A few things are clear: 1. Trump’s name is all over them. 2. The DOJ is breaking the law and denying the victims justice. 3. A single 3-hour viewing was not enough time. I will be back. If you have questions, let me know in the comments.
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Whitney Webb
Whitney Webb@_whitneywebb·
I really hope people now realize that the pundits who gained your trust by parroting other people's accurate reporting and then used it to sell you Trump as the anti-war savior who was definitely not a neocon and was the only person who could stop World War 3 are either completely full of shit or gullible af. Same goes for the people who claimed voting for Papi Warp Speed and #1 glyphosate fanboi Trump was the only way to stop the poisoning of Americans and the militarization of the healthcare industry.
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Senator Mark Kelly
Senator Mark Kelly@SenMarkKelly·
Today a federal court made clear Pete Hegseth violated the Constitution when he tried to punish me for something I said. This is a critical moment to show this administration they can't keep undermining Americans' rights. I also know this might not be over yet, because Trump and Hegseth can't admit when they are wrong.
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Professor Polecat
Professor Polecat@ProfessorPolec1·
Fuck it. I'm Professor Polecrab for the day.
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Professor Polecat
Professor Polecat@ProfessorPolec1·
I want to apologize for my silence. I'm still alive, I just have nothing to add as of late. If life were a video game, it's kind of a rail shooter for me right now and I tend to be bored by rail shooters.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House
Sassy Purple Bounce House@TheSeritaph·
So about DMs I am *terrible* to message directly. Honestly I'm quite shallow, somewhat dim, very easily distracted, and have no memory to speak of. I'll forget to respond to you, finally remember six months later, and take the wussy way out of never responding again.
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Professor Polecat
Professor Polecat@ProfessorPolec1·
Well, would you look at that. I haven't had any nicotine in over a week. I actually succeeded in quitting smoking. Go me I guess. The reason I seem so blase about it is I only smoked for about 10 years and started when I was like 26 but still, good job.
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Professor Polecat
Professor Polecat@ProfessorPolec1·
The thing that sucks about being unemployed is wanting a new GPU. I wonder if anyone would trade an rx 9070xt for an rx 6800 and an rx 5700xt, both regularly cared for and boxes included. I should check craigslist or something....
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Rep. Haley Stevens
Rep. Haley Stevens@RepHaleyStevens·
🚨 Today, I formally introduced articles of impeachment against Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. RFK Jr. has turned his back on science and the safety of the American people. Michiganders cannot take another day of his chaos.
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Professor Polecat
Professor Polecat@ProfessorPolec1·
@TheSeritaph I swear, all my life i've had a target on my back reading "rob this guy". Years before that, I had my house robbed by a roommates friend, but no one could do anything about it because I only figured out who did it years later. I can't have nice things I guess.
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Professor Polecat
Professor Polecat@ProfessorPolec1·
A few years ago I had someone manipulate my steam account and steal my entire tf2 backpack. I have all the evidence and I don't know how they did it but valve didn't help me, and I lost $1000 worth of stuff. Im still broken up about it and wish I could break that fuckers hands.
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Professor Polecat
Professor Polecat@ProfessorPolec1·
The basic plot of Castlevania is that every so often, Dracula returns and someone has to defeat him in order to prevent him from killing, which is the same plot as boxing, where Mike Tyson comes back every so often and someone has to defeat him to prevent him from killing.
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Professor Polecat
Professor Polecat@ProfessorPolec1·
Yay me. So far, so good on quitting nicotine. I've been on the lowest strength patch now for 3 days and also haven't used any smoke/vape things for 5 days. I'm thinking in a week I should be able to go nicotine free entirely. Really happy with myself. :D
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Morgan J. Freeman
Morgan J. Freeman@mjfree·
🔥🔥🔥 DO NOT BE DISTRACTED & STAY LOUD!! 🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!! TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
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