Picks with the Professor

By far the hardest thing I’ve tried to model, and I do player based models in *college* basketball and football. (Baseball was the easy one lol) So. Ya. I 100% see how this is happening cause I’m not even sure how to solve it. Not saying it *can’t* be, but more so… maybe it’s a feature and not a bug? If you wanted a game where this was easier to solve, the super simple answer is just make some rule changes. But… not sure we should, and I doubt we ever do. Meaning… this might be an area where the math only gets us so far and we need to accept it. Not saying that’s definitive, but it should at least be part of the discussion imo

Can someone remind me of this next year? Asking for a friend…

Favorites finish Friday 16-0 SU and 12-4 ATS — 2nd undefeated day for favs in Round 64 and 1st since 1992 — best four years below…. • A 16-team ML parlay was about a 33-1 ticket • Last 2 yrs of NCAA Tournament, favs of 6+ pts are now 52-4 SU

Is there a direct correlation between being an Iowa football/basketball fan and hard drug use? Asking for a friend

I've got this hunch that Chuck Norris is actually alive, and it's all the rest of us who died.

The NCAA tournament betting pattern defies normal logic The general public loves to bet favorites EXCEPT the opening weekend of the dance where bettors gravitate towards programs they’d be lucky to find on a map One of sports betting’s true mysteries

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

If you pull for a school in football and then pull for Duke in basketball you are bottom of the barrel, scum of the sports world The absolute worst, no clue how you sleep

March Madness is here… and most people are about to lose money. So we brought in @pickswithprof to break down how to actually bet the tournament — trends, strategy, and what to avoid. Plus: our Ride or Die challenge 💰 Watch here ⬇️ youtu.be/wdoC8FW896g

@TMSDOG You got the height like he does so I believe it!!

@ProfessorSides I used to hoop like that! 😜

This guy kinda reminds me of my first boss @TMSDOG

If there’s any concern over the pitch count for Paul Skenes, just remember he won’t pitch in another meaningful game until the 2030 WBC.

Even if Miami (OH) loses to SMU by 40, it still belonged to make the field of 68 over Oklahoma, Auburn, etc. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Shoutout to all the teachers next week who will let their students watch March Madness during class I don’t remember much of what I learned, but I will always remember the teachers who let me watch the tournament. We ALL thank you.

However funny you think this will sound after reading the caption, I promise it’s significantly funnier

Coach is right. It's a no-brainer. As in, it's the literal dumbest rule in sports. "Hey, you just did nothing. Here's a free 45 feet for doing nothing so well."

The lowest spread for a top 4 seed at the moment is -13.5 and we have never had a tourney where all 16 are double digit favorites. That’s pretty wild and speaks to the new era we have entered.

lol fuck right off with this disingenuous crap. Anyone who wants to sue them for false advertising, I'll volunteer my time to help in any way I can.

This is the time of year where people on this app start firing out March Madness trends like they’ve cracked the code. “You have to pick a 12 over a 5” “Since 2004, teams in this spot are 18-41” A lot of it is just random historical noise packaged to sound smart.

It is Selection Sunday, so once again I must express my wish that the play-in games were reserved strictly for teams that did not receive automatic bids.