Jake, From Progressive

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@guideforlovers nah

Big breasts on a woman will make a man happier than a PhD on a woman’s wall ever will

Never let a bitch ruin your mental health

hiring a prostitute to be my friend

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Never dwell on an ex. Life goes on. Get yourself a new girl.

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Dating a horny woman is fun until she starts ovulating

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No matter how pretty a girl might be: If she disrespects you, walk away.

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taking photos of breathtaking parking spots at the national park

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Farting (slowed + reverb)

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