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@ProseProducer

Creator of the first pixelated Milady. Car sales, trading and the zeitgeist.

Paradise (Earth) Katılım Haziran 2019
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Liam@LegoRacers2·
If vampires were real it would be morally imperative to turn every human being into a vampire as fast as we can
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🪱 Worm Girl 🪱@wirmgurl·
Having kids feels like a weird thought experiment. "There's a red button. Almost everyone who presses it insists that they are very happy, however they don't look very happy to you. Do you press the button?"
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Jordanreviewsittt@jordanreviewsit·
He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life
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Coddled Affluent Professional
When it comes to billionaires my take is the opposite of Leftists: Billionaires SHOULD consume all their wealth: megayachts, English castles, mountains of cocaine, own a dozen homes and 30 cars - do it! Spend it all! The worst thing that can happen is for a billionaire to try to ‘do good in the world’ and shovel money to NGOs for some cause they get excited about. That’s the worst thing that can happen. Charitable donations should be taxed at 500%. A billionaire’s lavish lifestyle poses no threat to me but their misguided ‘good intent’ is absolutely cancerous and potentially civilization ending.
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The Independent
The Independent@Independent·
Keir Starmer has resigned
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Th0r@Thzer0r·
It’s good practice to nuke your life once in a while
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fishious
fishious@fishquichee·
Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone
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Prose 📚@ProseProducer·
@maghrebimarx Uruguay is a bastion of western civilization nestled within the confines of South America. Peak choice imo.
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Prose 📚@ProseProducer·
@thwacknicklaus @MizunoGolfNA 30 year old 5 wood I’ve been hitting since I was 13 fits the bill I think. Got its own flight path and swing and everything but it’s a reliable 180-200 down the centre from the fairway so there’s zero chance I take it out of the bag.
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Thwack Nicklaus
Thwack Nicklaus@thwacknicklaus·
Everyone has an old club that they keep around for reasons that wouldn’t hold up in court. Let’s see it. This is a safe space. (Unless it’s a hybrid) I present: My high school sand wedge.
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Prose 📚@ProseProducer·
It’s worth it to learn French just to escape the tidal wave of English speaking foreigners in Canada
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Found a store for Chinese Muslims
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iscii@isciizii·
@dead_baseball Enter the opposite scenario. Let’s say the entire world has voted red. you have the only remaining vote. Which one do you press? Will you become the one casualty the entire world is now responsible for, in the name of altruism?
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Prose 📚@ProseProducer·
I hear if you press both buttons at the same time everyone dies.
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