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🚨 Start pulling out cash, pay off any debt you can, cut out every unnecessary expense and redirect it to a 90-day supply of food, medication, and cash, talk with your family about an exit plan. The U.S. economy is going to collapse. It’s unavoidable.

MTGO Cube is one of, if not the greatest, most complex, most punishingly intricate card game regularly played today. The kids these days have some very bad opinions too btw. Like extremely bad. Like passing Sol Ring or Mana Crypt for a card printed after 1997 P1Pq bad.

If smoking weed makes you paranoid and anxious that's because you approached the joint with impure thoughts and a heavy karmic debt..

Who remembers this one?

Based on statistical averages, by the age of 18, a child has already spent approximately 90% of all the in-person time they’ll ever have with their parents. 🥹 How many miss your kids as toddlers and would love to hold the 2 year old version just…One….More…Time…?