JohnnieBe

I wrote a brutally honest book about addiction, psychedelics, and rebuilding my life through fitness and self-discipline. I asked AI to rate it. It gave me a 9.3/10. Here’s what it said—and why you might want to read it too. 🧵

First, someone explain why it should be illegal

@johnnieborden Any time 👌

@PsilocybinFit Damn son. Pass the mushies

!! Don’t eat magic mushrooms or you may never come back !! This actually happened to me Back in 2022, I had life pretty good: - a sales job with a startup - an apartment in the heart of Tampa - a group of my boys to bar hop with - sleeping with a new girl every month Then I ate mushrooms And life was never the same… I recognized that I was wasting my life - working to sell someone else’s dream - paying to live in a place without building equity - had drinking buddies, but not deep friendships - was filling a lack of self-esteem with attention from girls I started to ask myself what I really wanted out of life Now I: - have married my wife - bought a home - built my own company - ran 100 miles in 23hr - published my book and audiobook - have friends who don’t party with me, but are focused on building their lives in the same way - fly across the country to speak publicly about my experience Whatever you do, don’t eat mushrooms, or your story may be similar

@20th_Centurygal They could’ve just dealt with it like this instead

I'm horrified of this incident that took place on Route 28 in Pittsburgh today...this poor man was knocked unconscious...People have seriously lost their minds...😔🙏

To think…. That could’ve ended so differently

I hit both for the first time within 3 months of each other, just before COVID I quickly got back to 500 (and got up to 535) on the DL once gyms reopened It took 6 years to get back to 315 It’s the bench for me

@Brady_H The presidential fitness test sparked my love for fitness … 21 years ago 😂 I was one of 4 kids (out of 20ish) that got the top award I heard they were bringing it back 🤘

Who remembers this? Do they still do it? What % of school kids could “pass” today? (My favorite was the mile run)

Every reasonably fit person should be able complete a marathon. It’s really just a matter of 1 foot in front of the other. Now the time? That’s another question 🤔

@CalisthenicKyle Running a marathon is something that essentially every reasonably fit person can go do. There’s no doubt this man could move for 26.2. Now the time? That’s another question

Right now? An actual marathon? (26.2 miles) I’m 100% certain the answer is, No. People are slowly figuring out that they have been brainwashed by bodybuilders into thinking that bigger is better… It’s not. Muscle density & functionality is what you’re after.

15% body fat, though still a beast

@Brady_H My sprint workout as a 20-minute 5k, 500lb deadlifting hybrid athlete WR marathon pace is a joke

90% of these health influencer guys saying you should “sprint” instead of run marathons couldn’t sprint at a faster speed than an elite marathoner runs for 26.2 miles straight.

@nogusman @Brady_H Brotha, I’ll tell you - 4:34 pace for even a .1 mile is a test and a half

@Brady_H You don’t think athletes can hit 10mph? 🤔 I know 10 year old boys that can sprint that fast.

Psilocybin mushrooms - which are a mushroom, not a drug

The single most influential experience of my life a.co/d/08GhW0z6

I don’t run ultramarathons to maximize health. I run ultramarathons because there’s a version of myself that doesn’t believe I can and I need to tell that MFer to shut the fuck up

Before finding mushrooms, I got blackout drunk regularly and had a decade-long cocaine addiction Now… life is very different

The aliens have arrived

It’s me. I’m the psycho.

@t0ddddddd Just a fiat on our shoulders. Nbd

@PsilocybinFit Read that as 1200lb sand bag! 😂

2 strongmen 1 200 pound sandbag 1 mile. There is a chance that this is a world record, cuz who in their right mind would try this but us?