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@Sprinkles_091 @DaedricDrake I'm not THAT short

@PsmithlikePsalm @DaedricDrake lmao! im 5 8 you certainly arent as much of an a**hole as me loool💅🏻

Do I give off short or tall energy?

@DaedricDrake Not quite that minute

@PsmithlikePsalm I was giving you the benefit of the doubt. You're 5'2" then.

@Sprinkles_091 .......define short?

@PsmithlikePsalm SHORT but in the best way possible ily lol

@DaedricDrake I am decidedly shorter than that

@PsmithlikePsalm You are max 5'8".

@PurpleMoonMeep Ah well. There's always the block button.

@PsmithlikePsalm I would agree if they didn't spend 90% of their time criticizing and being cruel to other fandoms and people. That doesn't sound like fun to me.

Internet Twitter ' fandoms' are literally the most embarrassing groups.

@senpaichai Bless you

@PsmithlikePsalm Ofc! 💞

This is a safe space for beautiful insane women.

@ThatDoxYouKnow Sweeeet

@PsmithlikePsalm Rolling along for a Monday so far pretty easy!

I'll slave on Friday but I must have MY day and Monday's my day off

"All good I can cover your shift."

@ThisLocalHater Indeed. Also: elliptical.

Smitten is a great word

@TheHatStore I'll not take up your time, dear boy, telling you what is wrong with me. Life is brief. You might pass away before I finished. I will tell you what is Not wrong with me. I have not got Housemaid's knee. Why I haven't got it I couldn't tell you. Everything else however, I have got

me: [frantically pressing the help button in an elevator] operator: [thru speaker] what's the problem me: where do I begin

@cygnus_dr You.... can't reach your back?

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my own back.

@ThatDoxYouKnow Right back atcha! How's yours going?

@PsmithlikePsalm Happy Monday!!

@Bookandgun I'll be very honest i'm not familiar with these. What's the general vibe? I care about writing style more than plot.

I've moved and I need more books. What's on your shelf?

@RedIronTravis Hmmmm I wouldn't say no to a good bit of sci-fi dystopia.

@PsmithlikePsalm A good collection of Dystopian novels, Terry Pratchett's "Discworld" series, and 150+ Star Wars books that Disney says don't count anymore.

Just found out I was almost named Octavian. 'Cause I'm the eighth child. I coulda been so cool.