Alf
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Alf
@Punkrock182_41
level 29, bald emo who runs and bikes a lot, blink-182 are my all time favs.

JP Morgan boss threatens to axe £3bn UK investment if Labour lurches to the left with Starmer replacement lbc.co.uk/article/jp-mor…

Reform UK is currently leading the England council election results. (via the BBC)

>Be Jeremy Clarkson >Spend decades mocking the nanny state and bureaucracy on TV >Buys a farm and actually works it >Realize the government is destroying the working class and the food supply >Expose the insane government bureaucracy destroying British farmers >Becomes the face of the british farmers >Opportunity to become the modern-day Cincinnatus leaving the plow to save the Empire if he wants too >The Leader Britain actually needs His genius generates gravity, he might be able to save the UK.

🚨👕 JUST IN: Manchester United will wear next season’s home kit in the final two games of 2025/26 against Nottingham Forest and Brighton, as per @NathSalt1. #MUFC

🚨 WATCH: The White House has released a May the 4th video highlighting the work done “to take out all criminals and illegals”

"UK food price are on track to be 50% higher than they were at the start of the cost of living crisis 5 years ago"

Too many universities are selling immigration, not education. Last year, about 250,000 foreign students took up taxpayer-funded student loans to pay for their courses in the UK, worth £4bn. This is not fair. A @reformparty_uk government will make sure that the British taxpayer is not paying for foreign students. Let’s put British students first.

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The World Cup halftime show could potentially last 30 minutes. A performance featuring multiple artists is expected and various stages and equipment will have to be built and dismantled. — @IndianExpress

Kobbie Mainoo, forever United ✍️❤️

The saddest thing about this whole debacle is that public discourse in the UK has reached the point where people think $3.2bn is a high quarterly profit for a global business that employs over 100,000 people and has annual revenue of $189.35bn

The Greens’ world: you can’t have a pint after work but heroin is legal.

The first trailer for ‘TED LASSO’ Season 4 has been released. The new season follows Ted Lasso as he returns to coach a women's football team. Releasing August 5 on Apple TV.

🚨BREAKING! 🇬🇧 UK Prime Minister Starmer URGES people to start SAVING and PREPARING for a potential CRISIS: "People might change their habits, where they go on holiday this year, what they are buying in the supermarket, that sort of thing."

Rachel Reeves is trying to double the cost of a caravan holiday in England. Taxes on a drink, on a flutter, on a holiday… this lot hates you having fun!

🚨 André Onana wants to revive his career at Manchester United after his loan spell at Trabzonspor. 🔴 🧤 The 29-year-old is determined to return to the club in the summer and compete for the No.1 spot with Senne Lammens next season. (Source: @MailSport)

BP profits more than double as Iran war sends oil prices higher bbc.in/48qX7kU


