Ben Puntch

Since we're all winding things up here I've got the same name on the less-bad social media sites.

@elliottswrstlin Found it! youtu.be/HJpDGByaUSY?t=…

@MattD_SC I appreciate this today, big dog.

At the end of the day, all I have to offer any of you today is pro wrestling, so here it is. From the secret stash (meaning no, you've never seen it), Yoshiaki Fujiwara vs Andre the Giant in a seven-minute handheld singles match from 5/27/1986. youtube.com/watch?v=9Hh9Os…

I’ve been laughing out loud at this video for hours now.

@hollinger Way ahead of you

listen to ted leo this weekend

@hollinger Happy birthday, hoss

birfday boy

@MattD_SC Love that blonde jobber is really going for it here. Dig that axe handle and the bump off the rope.

I get such a kick out of Gorilla Monsoon's offense here as he takes on two guys from 1970. It's so nonchalant and matter-of-fact but still brutal and nasty. Imagine getting to watch this guy week in and week out? It cuts off at the end but you can just imagine what happens next.

Seeing a 6'6" man in regular life: I'm in the presence of a demigod Seeing a 6'10" man in regular life: He must have awful footwork or no defensive awareness or something

"Person whose sweater got caught on a doorknob" x.com/dailyportalz/s…

@IVPvideos It's crazy how much worse dives are now than in the 90s because no one knows how to base.

Dives where everyone stands around stupidly and waits for the person to jump are the worst and also dangerous because no one catches people so just stop doing them.

@hollinger Jack Perry talked about Shibata's dickmeat

Anything good on dynamite?

Having extremely strong feelings about Laura Dern packing heat.

@hollinger Hell yeah.

who else loves crime scene kitchen?

@hollinger Put the milk in the bong that's a Wisconsin Speedball.

even bought a lil thing of whole milk to make that shit special

wednesday evening is sorted out

@porksweats1 The dad from For Better Or Worse got really into Qanon.

you guys want closure for weekly comic strips? cathy became a scientologist

@bellebows41 I saw a Belle in the wild at Target

@RepRitchie Go fuck gravel in hell

I am calling upon every college and university to adopt the IHRA definition of antisemitism, which recognizes that Anti-Zionism is or can be a form of antisemitism. If you’re targeting a Jewish institution, like Hillel, simply for being Jewish, you’re guilty of antisemitism. If you’re making antisemitic threats or tropes that substitute the word ‘Zionist’ for ‘Jew’, you’re guilty of both Anti-Zionism and antisemitism.

@kthorjensen 38 stitches but still kicking, she's tough as hell.

Bought my wife this lovely @kthorjensen shirt then got in a car wreck the first time she wore it. I think the bloodstains make it more authentic.

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

@hollinger I would also accept a Killdozer situation.

I’m not one for insisting my booking ideas are the only way forward, but if Hanger doesn’t burn down Swerve’s childhood home tonight, I’ve prepared a long list of cowards.