Not You Again.

My kid asked me what my childhood was like so I took the batteries out of the remote and had him change channels by hand the rest of the night.

Distance yourself from people who see a problem for every solution.

If you see Zager and Evans coming point to your watch and say not yet, too soon!

Me on grocery store intercom: I’d like to warn the other shoppers that there’s a hugger on aisle five

New to my list of wacky exclamations: flaming dinosaurs!

Stop wasting your time and energy trying to fix other people's stupidity.

Keeping negative assholes away from me is my jam.

Life without music would have been boring and sad.

I have nothing in common with people who think sleeping in is a waste of time.

Alright who puddinged in my bread?

Grab the hammer and lets keep this simple

Can i just sit here quietly and obsess over you for awhile

Today is yesterdays tomorrow 🖍️

Me: You ever sit and stare at something and the more you stare at it the weirder looking it gets? Him *glances at me and glances back* Stop that.

There ain’t enough stampede collectors in these parts now a days

I can't tell what's AI any more

Love is not broken even when they write painful words to you

Wing Shya.

I wish a racing mind burned calories...

NASCAR has fans sitting there for half a Sunday like it’s the Super Bowl of going in circles. The commitment is actually inspiring.

i miss you is the strong coinage than i love you