Not You Again.

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Not You Again.

Not You Again.

@NotYouAgain66

Just my back up trying something new

Katılım Şubat 2022
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Not You Again.
Not You Again.@NotYouAgain66·
My kid asked me what my childhood was like so I took the batteries out of the remote and had him change channels by hand the rest of the night.
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Lori
Lori@Cornjerker78·
Me on grocery store intercom: I’d like to warn the other shoppers that there’s a hugger on aisle five
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perpetually set in
perpetually set in@lostvalley0·
nothing more sexier than the way your eyelashes flapping
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perpetually set in
perpetually set in@lostvalley0·
such kind of kisses feel like we missed each other
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perpetually set in
perpetually set in@lostvalley0·
she's a piece of art i robbed her pretty heart
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ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ
ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ@iGreenGod·
My wife gave me full access to our joint bank account and her phone, but she walks into the kitchen every time I load the dishwasher, pretending to grab something.
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ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ
ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ@iGreenGod·
Question of the day : Who’s on 𝕏 right now?
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ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ
ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ@iGreenGod·
Hold your tongue and widen your view.
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ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ
ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ@iGreenGod·
Give your time to the ones who give you peace.
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Forward March
Forward March@RunOldMan·
How to beat depression: 1) Talk to someone 2) When that person says "just cheer up," beat that person with a baseball bat.
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ᴠᴏɪᴅ ɴɪʙʙʟᴇʀ
ᴠᴏɪᴅ ɴɪʙʙʟᴇʀ@VoidNibbler·
You’ve got that look like you’re trouble. Lucky me, I speak it fluently.
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Not You Again.
Not You Again.@NotYouAgain66·
Dont worry I know that no dms in your bio doesn't apply to me
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Not You Again.@NotYouAgain66·
You should really spice up your timeline with some little old me
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Reese
Reese@Reeseforsure·
When I start having fun it’s over for you bitches
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Μαρια Κιτρινη
Μαρια Κιτρινη@greek_heanen·
Just a girl, wondering if the world is ready to welcome her new bangs
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Vαɳҽʂʂα🐤🐣🐥
Vαɳҽʂʂα🐤🐣🐥@DreamsSarcastic·
Fuck the fucking fuckers before they fucking fuck you But how
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Vαɳҽʂʂα🐤🐣🐥
Vαɳҽʂʂα🐤🐣🐥@DreamsSarcastic·
If trees give us oxygen,why don't we just put trees in pools so we can fucking breathe underwater
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Vαɳҽʂʂα🐤🐣🐥
Vαɳҽʂʂα🐤🐣🐥@DreamsSarcastic·
Sleeping on your own shoulder during boring classes is so peaceful until your shoulder starts fucking paining
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Tara
Tara@tara_266273·
That’s just betrayal masquerading as love.
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Samantha STEPHEN
Samantha STEPHEN@MySpell4You·
She simply asked you, "What are you doing in Italy?" And poof, your post with your selfie disappeared. It's hard to explain that you're Italian, live in Rome, but have an account based in Serbia.😂😂
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NotSoMadHatter
NotSoMadHatter@NotZaphod·
Oh sure. But when I'm half naked & wearing cat ears? It's all, "HR needs to see you". This is bullshit.
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