PurpleSfaira

@TSA Oh good. My husband will be happy to hear this.

We actually do allow more than 3.4 oz of cheesecake so…

@BlueSfaira @trafficjamhater To attach jumper cables

@trafficjamhater But why? What’s the purpose?

Full court shot

@FionnualaFini To be fair, they didn’t have the other bag when they first walked up. I’d think they were stealing my food too.

After receiving the wrong McDonald’s order, two girls came back to swap the bags. Before they could explain, the homeowner assumed they were trying to take the food and started shouting at them. One of the girls stayed surprisingly calm and simply replied, “We just got the wrong order. It isn’t that deep.” Thankfully, it was all just a mix up. A reminder that sometimes it is worth hearing someone out before jumping to conclusions. 😂

@Trash_Man84 What’s that compared to how many days you’ve lived already?

I have 12,450 days of life left based on life expectancy. I cant tell if this makes me happy or incredibly sad.

@mooseincrisis I know they can swim. Which is a terrifying fact. I’d hate to run into a moose while swimming.

who says moose can’t fly

It’s late. It’s probably time for bed. Gotta get what sleep I can with a newborn. I do have a nice cold redbull waiting for me when I wake up though!

@brockpierson I know a few people like that.

The biggest red flag is someone who thinks every ex, friend, coworker and family member was the problem

@mooseincrisis Hold on, I have a carrot somewhere.

fun fact: If you feed a moose, we may become aggressive and attack the next human we meets if they have no food to offer.

@brockpierson Because if I close it, new stuff might magically appear.

Every adult has opened the fridge, stared into it, closed it, then immediately opened it again.

@BlueSfaira Zelda and Link

@FoodPleaser No thank you. I prefer my breakfast mold free.

Chicken & Waffles 🍗 🧇

@Polymarket Id rather die, thank you. ☺️

NEW: California startup Satyress unveils a 2 meter tall centaur robot designed to enter disaster zones too dangerous for humans.

@BlueSfaira I love this movie.

@brockpierson That’s definitely me. I overthink then spiral and have to focus to stop myself.

If overthinking burned calories, I'd be in Olympic shape

@brockpierson Hey, I never asked to be here. I don’t want to be an adult. How do I uninstall the DLC?

Being an adult is finally having the freedom to do whatever you want. Then choosing to stay home because everything is expensive.

@TaimuurKhan Yes, but I also have a newborn. So I blame her 🤣

Do you have weird sleep habits?

@SpushFNBR It is available in BR, but it’s the only one that can be found in reload.

THE JOHN WICK SPRITE IS ONLY USABLE IN RELOAD ‼️ The sprite reveals nearby enemies to you and your squad for a few seconds after you’ve knocked or eliminated an opponent, and you can find it normally + by winning a match!

@FoodPleaser If it were bad for you, it wouldn’t taste so good.

Be honest… do you think bacon is good or bad for you? 🥓

@TheSickGimp @BlueSfaira I recognize procreate! I use that too! Drawing is looking good!

@BlueSfaira More mandrill