Benjamin Put

Whenever life seems hard, remember it could be worse: You could be playing bass with Thundercat standing right behind you.

@chhendon Congrats!!!

I had a son today. He’s small but he’ll get bigger. I think he’s really cute.

Business idea: Expensive bottled water company called “Tap”. Sell it to restaurants so that when the customer is offered “sparkling” or “tap” water, you can charge them a cool $10 either way. Where the angel investors at?

@sergeyager Top left is one of my favorite coffees of all time.

When your family knows you're into coffee...

@greenwaybarista @sergeyager 🥰

@sergeyager @Putankhamun makes a mean cup 🏆

Name for a pizza place: Nothing Personal.

The sweet taste of success: The Swedish chef has the same microwave as me. m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qj8Ph…

Flight back from Houston: I’ve both seen someone arrested on the plane and on the same flight someone forgot their harmonica and they keep paging them to come get it. Full spectrum experience.

I’m ready for the challenge. You have to supply your own baby.

@NickCho We did it this year. We’ll have to see if it was worth it from a business side, but we covered travel, accommodations, and food for the staff; paid them; and kept all shifts under 8 hours. I did many “experiences” for free as a barista and we’re trying to not repeat that mistake.

Somehow I’m interested to know which coffee professionals got conned into making coffee at #TED2022 this year and how.

One of those baby size apps that compare it to a fruit or an animal, but the app continues to run past delivery. Eventually the fruit would just be a larger and larger pumpkin.

@SteveRhinehart Always hope that more people will try it. It helps a lot!

I'm gonna buy this so I can degas my espresso like @Putankhamun

@chhendon @SpecialtyCoffee Add some click bait. “Robotic Tongues and the future of humanity.”

My @SpecialtyCoffee talk on ⚡️electrochemical assessment of coffee quality⚡️is scheduled for Saturday April 9, at 9 AM. Hope to see you there... I've got something to show you🦾👀

@TrishRothgeb Ohhhh, that’s a good one.

In ‘22 you resolve to resist the urge to rank coffees if several are presented for tasting at the same time. Always resist the best-to-worst construct.

@TrishRothgeb Can’t resist! 🙋🏻‍♂️

The first 50 of you who reply to this tweet will get a 🎉 ☕️ New Year 2022 Customized COFFEE Resolution that you can live by and easily accomplish.

New candy idea: Wine Gums and Gummy Bear combo. Gamay Bears

@jqkeys2 When did you go pro?

The hardest charades word is “charades”.

@KnifeNerd I’d like to think this is a question of science.

If you got a helium enema would your farts sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks?

@colecoffee Yeah, it might be broken. On an old k30 I just cut it off and combined the wires, but I don’t know if the new sensor is a closed or open circuit.

@Putankhamun What does the light sensor need to convert too? It seems it’s all out together correctly. Maybe the light sensor is busted?

Hey tech folks I’m getting this picture on a peak. It has been out back together correctly but I still get this screen and grinder will not work. Help