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@Pyre_the_first

Take M*A*S*H and Calvin and Hobbes, put them in a blender, you get my vainglorious self. / Paratrooper with bad knees /HOPE SCROLLING / CBRN-E /

Michigan, USA Katılım Temmuz 2009
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"Think about things! If you don't, who will?"
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Cras80@chrisras1980·
@Pyre_the_first @LisaDNews That makes sense. I don’t think the SAVE ACT has a chance. The Democrats are blocking it. I mean God forbid we require proof of citizenship to vote! 😂. Jeez, I wonder why they would be against that…wink wink
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Lisa Desjardins@LisaDNews·
BREAKING. The Senate just passed funding for most of DHS for the rest of the fiscal year. The bill funds all but ICE and *Border Patrol* This was by unanimous voice vote. It now goes to the House, which is still in town and can vote later today. The bill contains no reforms. It comes after POTUS pledged to fund TSA, removing a key pressure point.
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@SkinnerPm Something he did before and during his first term was say 'those... (Long pause) ... people.' In context it was obvious he was trying to not say something evil in interviews.
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Patrick Skinner
Patrick Skinner@SkinnerPm·
The president is openly racist. Has been his entire life. His ‘low IQ’ slur is used very selectively and deliberately. Again and again he shows everyone: The president is openly racist.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar

Trump: "In Minnesota, it's very Somalia-oriented. These people come from a crooked country, disgusting country, one of the worst countries in the world. They come to our country -- low IQs -- and they rob us blind. Stupid people, and they rob us blind."

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@Socdem_Michael I suspect a Hillary / Kamala situation, except on the right. It is his turn so they set him up for failure. FTR, they would have been great presidents.
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Michael@Socdem_Michael·
I mean, he’s the nominee unless Trump endorses someone else. Pretty simple. Incumbent VP’s have a massive advantage in a presidential primary if they decide to run for president. If Trump backs him (like most presidents back their VP), then he’s going to win the nomination and it won’t be close. Unless we are in a scenario where the economy bottoms out and Trump is in W. Bush sub-30 approval range. Then maybe the Republican donor class and right-wing media revolt and demand a nominee who isn’t anchored to Trump’s unpopularity.
Phil Magness@PhilWMagness

Reasons Vance won't be the nominee in 2028: - His polls are cratering. - He loses head-to-head vs most Dems - even to AOC. - 2026 midterms are going to be a brutal test of his electoral coalition. - He's also losing influence inside the Trump admin. - Being a frontrunner 2.5 years out is a poor predictor of becoming the nominee (see Jeb! in 2016 and Giuliani and Hillary in 2008) All of that belies the weird Postliberal wishcasting about how he's the anointed one to usher in right wing socialist theocracy. And they get very, very mad when you point that out.

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@chrisras1980 @LisaDNews The bill they want to pass would force the SAVE Act into law. This bypasses that. I may be having a senior moment though lol
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Cras80@chrisras1980·
@LisaDNews So the bill doesn’t fund ICE and border patrol but the “big beautiful bill” that was signed into law last year funds ICE and border patrol? What am I missing?
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@herotimeszero I feel (only slightly) sad about Mike Lumpy Pillow. He is a true believer, not engaging with the real world.
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@JamieBonkiewicz Also, they are always complaining how hard dating is. Incels are right coded. No self awareness.
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@BlueRepublik Also, doesn't this make any leverage R's have on the SAVE Act irrelevant?
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🔰Chief Georgist Shill 🔰
Yes this is how a tyrant working in a democratic system tries to take over He pushes and pushes and pushes until there boundaries are gone and all he has to do is ignore the courts and it’s all his And most Republicans would celebrate their new King
Matthew Yglesias@mattyglesias

Democrats have been pushing a standalone TSA funding bill, Republicans have been blocking it. Now instead of taking yes for an answer, Trump is going to try to achieve the same goal but illegally?

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@esjesjesj Also, they do the example given by Clay here constantly.
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@DiRico_Rants I don't think it's worship to be a little shocked that a man was publicly assassinated
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Di'Rico L. Baker@DiRico_Rants·
This doesn’t land because conservatives think we worship George Floyd (we don’t) the way they worship Charlie Kirk. Our jokes come from an honest and objective observation of Charlie and Erika. Whereas they can’t even get their story straight on how George Floyd died, lol.
TheQuartering@TheQuartering

George Floyd deserved it

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Silent Archer@SilentoArch·
@ettingermentum Erika Kirk vs Kamala Harris II and Jo Jorgenson runs back on the Libertarian party so Anerica must vote for a woman president ❤️
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@ArmedJ0y The only CEO that earned his yacht.
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✳️Ⓐ Armed Joy 🔫💣
Valve is funny because they're a hyper capitalist private company who has a not-literal, but functional monopoly on PC gaming. But their internal company policy is practically communist, where no one is forced to do anything and they just work on whatever they feel like. Resulting in probably the best company in the world.
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PC Gamer@pcgamer

Valve veteran slams Tim Sweeney and Epic Games for laying off 1000 people while making 'as much money as possible… and hey Tim, Gabe's better at that than you' pcgamer.com/gaming-industr…

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@Kyla_Lacey We need more of it going into the mid terms and 2028.
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Living My Life Like it’s Golden Corral
Comedians are often political but I think Druski’s turn into more mirroring the far-right in a way that is so revolutionary it borders on activism, even dangerously so. I think it’s braver than many people realize.
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@lilgrapefruits Santa as we know him was put together by Coka Cola's ad team.
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zou bisou bisou where are you
zou bisou bisou where are you@lilgrapefruits·
As a kid i always felt like they half-assed the easter bunny in a way they didn’t with santa. Real lack of consensus on how anthropomorphic he was supposed to be
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@alexL_E_I We are in a Comic Book Guy recession. Too many became MAQA incels.
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alex lei@alexL_E_I·
Comic Book Guy is a really astounding Simpsons character because he’s such a real and specific type of guy that always has existed and always will continue to exist
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@wcbuecker *the new Grand Wizard.
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William Buecker@wcbuecker·
BREAKING: Trump announces that the Vatican called and is begging him to become Pope He says he will probably pass as it might interfere with his duties as the new Wizard of Oz
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