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PyroRoze @passionate pachyderms

@PyroRoze

Special flamethrower of the Matriarch of Passionate Pachyderms . Jesus may want you for a sunbeam, but I just want you to mow your lawn already.

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Breaking911
Breaking911@Breaking911·
Massive brawl broke out Friday night at a Chipotle in the Navy Yard area.
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ThePersistence
ThePersistence@ScottPresler·
🚨Transgender Schizophrenic Utahn Murdered Parents Because Mom Interfered With Genital Surgery🚨 Mia Bailey — born as Collin Troy Bailey (biological male) — shot both of his parents in the head. Mia (Collin) said that he was scheduled to have his gender reassignment surgery, but claims that his mother put a stop to it. In the coldest statement ever, Mia (Collin) said, “She (Mia’s mother) can’t say sorry to save her life, apparently.” “I had one thing going on & she (Mia’s mother) took it away from me.” “She was a target because she betrayed me.” Mia (Collin) plead guilty to 2 counts of aggravated murder & aggravated assault & was sentenced to 50 years in prison. 📍St. George, Utah
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Amy😃 we’re in a grand solar minimum
@rawsalerts Our bee populations are dropping like crazy and they're needed for our planet to survive🙏🏻✝️💔 Look for somebody that will remove them safely and give them a better home❣️
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R A W S A L E R T S
R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts·
🚨#BREAKING: Watch as a massive swarm of bees descends on the White House press corps’ Pebble Beach media area on the North Lawn of the White House after forming a hive in a nearby tree with some witnesses describing the scene as a bee tornado
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Miles Commodore
Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
Halley's Comet was last seen in 1986. It is due to return on July 28, 2061. Coincidently that's the same day California is due to finish counting the ballots from the 2024 Presidential election.
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Dexerto
Dexerto@Dexerto·
Controversial streamer ChudTheBuilder's bond has been set at $1.25 million, and has been charged with: - Attempted criminal homicide - Aggravated assault - Reckless endangerment with a deadly weapon - Employing a firearm during a dangerous felony
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PyroRoze @passionate pachyderms
@atensnut Juanita, sadly, trying to move someone anywhere while they are out of solar system. They can/will hurt others. Call PD, cuz even EMTs wont do this w/o backup
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Adam Scheidler
Adam Scheidler@Scheidsa·
This may be the song of the summer.
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Nurse Lioness
Nurse Lioness@CardioFixer·
I’ve been living in Arizona for 20 years, but I’m originally from Texas. Most days that’s no big deal… EXCEPT when some local acts like I just committed a felony by saying “y’all.” I’ve had my ass handed to me like a pitbull on a ribeye for daring to use a perfectly good word, yet somehow I’m the one offending them?! (apparently, no one in Arizona uses the word “y’all”) Bless your prickly little cactus loving heart, sweetheart. I’ll say ‘y’all’ whenever the hell I want, with zero flying javelina burps given about your fragile little opinions. I am who I am, take it or leave it. And if my Southern slips bother you that bad, go ahead and soak your sensitive soul in a hatch chili jacuzzi so you’ve got something actually worth crying about. People and their wonky opinions of me do not phase me, they humor me enough to make fun of them and laugh it off. What else ya got, boo boo kitty?! 😂
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