x- quinn geezer

I'm a connoisseur of dumb redneck shit and it's been years since something has impressed me. Don't let the flawlessness of its execution rob you of awe of its skill and danger.

In Alberta news, some crazy fucker breaks a world record driving off our local waterfall. Shout out to Dusty Friesen and his boat named Dent.

o impacto dessa frase… estou com a diva e não abro mão

King of Kings, One of One

This hurts. Even tho “Kyle Busch Sucks” is literally a shirt they sell at Bristol😭😭😭

when the 94’ earthquake hit in Los Angeles we had a republican governor, a heavily trafficked freeway overpass collapsed and had to be rebuilt. They finished it in 66 days They delivered the project 74 days ahead of the deadline. Newsom is either lazy or inept or both

I hope whoever did this rots

Fun fact: It is typically illegal to sell a puppy younger than 8 weeks old because it’s considered cruel to separate it from its mother, but unfortunately corporate America expects women to return to work 4 weeks after giving birth.

I just had the craziest experience at the airport. We are about to board a flight to Atlanta when the pilot from the incoming plane walks out of the jetway. Guy is probably late 50s, salt and pepper hair, military look. The kind of pilot you instantly feel good about seeing on your flight. Pilot walks over to the counter, gets on the PA system, and starts addressing everyone. “Folks, I’ve been doing this a long time. Flying one of these jets is easy. The hard part is looking at 130 people and telling them their flight is going to be delayed.” Audible groans throughout the boarding gate. Most people here are flying to Atlanta as a layover before another flight. 130 people just had their day become a complete mess. The pilot goes on. “I get it, trust me. But here’s the deal: During our landing, we had a small mechanical issue. I’m not your pilot for the next leg, but I don’t feel confident the jet’s safe to fly until we have a mechanical team look it over, and I don’t feel comfortable asking the next pilots to fly you guys until we get confirmation.” He points at the agents next to him behind the counter: “Now, none of this is the agents’ fault. Please be kind to them. I’m the one who made this decision, not them, so any inconvenience you experience is my fault. Just please know that I don’t do this lightly, and I’m only doing it because I believe it’s in the best interests of everyone’s safety.” Now this is where the story gets crazy. The pilot puts the microphone down, grabs his suitcase, and all the people in the gate… Start clapping. I’m not joking, everyone starts clapping for the guy. 130 people who just had their travel plans ruined give an ovation to the guy who made the decision and delivered the message. All because he addressed them with decency and transparency, took ownership of the decision, made it clear that it was necessary, and explained why it was in everyone’s best interest. It’s honestly one of the best examples of strong communication—of strong leadership, for that matter—that I’ve seen in a long time. @Delta, whoever your Atlanta to Wichita pilot was this morning, he’s one of the good ones. Please tell him the delayed passengers of flight 1637 appreciate what he did.

being chosen by animals is a rare privilege that words can never fully define

Fuck we’re gonna witness the end of an era this summer.

WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS THE VOICE OF THAT TOO??? FUCKKKK 💔💔💔💔💔

2003 strawberry you'll ALWAYS be famous

Amin Abdullah stopped the two mass shooters yesterday who were planning on going into a school and daycare in San Diego. “He didn’t run. In plain words: Amin put himself between the gunmen and everyone inside.” He leaves a family of 8 children behind. Hero.

we cared less, were jealous a lot less and got along more. facebook, instagram, snapchat has ruined it all.

Something tells me we're not going to have this kind of energy for America's 250th. You'd think by now I'd be seeing "250" everywhere but I honestly do not see it anywhere. I mean this is a quarter-millennium here. You'd think we'd be exceedingly hyped already?

Anyone remember when morgan wallen walked off snl and immediately posted this

This is unbelievable.

This is why the shift to everyone hating each other has been so hard for millennials. Many of us went to diverse schools where everyone basically got along. Sure, jokes were made & bad people existed, but there was a general code of respect. Social media + rage bait ruined that

She’s right to do so