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🇺🇸 WARREN BUFFETT: "I can end the U.S. deficit problem in 5 minutes." "Just pass a law that any time there's a deficit of more than 3% of GDP, all members of Congress are ineligible for re-election."

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BREAKING: Trump casually shrugs off the massive insider trading scandal in his administration by claiming “the whole world has become a casino … it is what it is!” When asked point-blank in the Oval Office about suspicions of massive insider trading tied to his chaotic statements on Iran, Donald Trump didn’t deny it. He didn’t order an investigation. He just shrugged and delivered this cynical masterpiece: “You know, the whole world, unfortunately, has become somewhat of a casino… I don’t like it conceptually, but it is what it is.” In other words: Yeah, people with insider knowledge are probably making hundreds of millions betting on my next move. Oh well. That’s just how the world works now. This is typical Trump, a man so deep in corruption that he assumes everyone else is just as dirty as he is. When he screams that Democrats “cheat” on elections, he’s not mad they cheated. He’s mad they cheated better than he did. His complete disconnect from reality is on full display. While ordinary Americans bear the burdens of his reckless war, Trump treats the whole thing like it’s just another casino where the house (and his inner circle) always wins. He doesn’t see a problem. He sees it all as a game to acquire as much wealth as you can, by any means necessary, and his minions take heed. This is the moral bankruptcy of the Trump presidency in one pathetic shrug. If Trump’s “it is what it is” attitude toward corruption disgusts you, please like and share this post.

BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel just delivered the White House Correspondents' Dinner roast Trump was too scared to face — and it’s BRUTALLY HILARIOUS! This year, the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner has abandoned its long-standing tradition of featuring a comedian to host the event and deliver a fiery roast of the incumbent president and their administration. Given Donald Trump’s boycott of any dinner where he might have to face the slightest bit of mockery, it was the only way to get him to return to the scene of his previous humiliations, most notably from the rapier wit of Barack Obama back in 2011. According to late-night host Jimmy Kimmel, Trump banned comedians from the Dinner because, as Kimmel put it, "our president is a delicate snowflake with the thinnest fat skin of any human being ever." So, Kimmel did the roast anyway — presenting it as the Alternate White House Correspondents' Dinner from the "Trump Kimmel Center in Washington, DC" in a subtle jab at the MAGA alternate Super Bowl Halftime show. It was everything Trump could possibly fear. The opening of Kimmel’s faux routine set the tone immediately: "I haven't seen this much black since every page of the Trump Epstein files." He then began to skewer the narcissist-in-chief — and select members of his administration — with barbs designed to highlight every major character flaw that Trump pretends doesn’t exist On Trump's ego: "The president didn't want me to tell any jokes about him tonight, but he also didn't want to pay me $130,000 to shut up. So here we are. Sorry, mushroom d**k." On Trump's Jesus complex: "Every time he walks into a room, people say, 'Christ, he's back.' Who did your makeup? Kraft Singles?" On Trump's legacy: "He passed new incentives for oil and gas. He put the brakes on solar and wind. That will be your legacy, sir — breaking wind and passing gas." On Trump's Epstein connection: "30 years ago, you were just some rich guy on Jeffrey Epstein's private jet out of Teterboro. But you worked hard, stayed friends, shared some wonderful secrets. And because of that, you were able to fly on that plane seven more times. Dreams really do come true." On Melania: "Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow. She's planning to celebrate her birthday at home, the same way she always does — looking out a window and whispering, 'What have I done?'" And: "Melania's documentary had a score of 10% on Rotten Tomatoes, which is a website named after her husband's testicles." On Kash Patel: "Can we get Kash a vodka soda and a booster seat? I'm not saying Kash Patel has a problem, but his designated driver is Pete Hegseth." On Pete Hegseth: "Pete's hair has more oil in it right now than the Strait of Hormuz. Later on, Pete's going to read us a Bible passage from Pulp Fiction, so stick around." On RFK Jr.: "Years ago, he wrote in his diary that he pulled his car over to carve the penis out of a raccoon. His son asked why. He said, 'Because I'm a f---ing psychopath. Now get out of this car and go get measles.'" Kimmel concluded his alternate reality roast by presenting another made-up award of the type that the insecure president loves so much: the "inaugural Burger King of Comedy Gold Award," which was presented to "Donald J. Leno Trump." Trump may have gotten the White House Correspondents' Association to ban comedians at their annual dinner — but the comedy happened anyway, thanks to Jimmy Kimmel. Please like and share this post if you think a president hiding from jokes is funnier than any joke a comedian could tell.

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Every Republican who voted YES to another $70 billion ICE slush fund at 3 AM last night said NO to child care.   Republicans said NO to health care. NO to helping working Americans in any way at all.   I'll be making sure everyone knows it.

There is no excuse. None. Republicans have the votes, they have the power—and tonight they are choosing, deliberately, to do nothing for families and everything for ICE.   It’s past 3 AM and they’re jamming through $70 billion for ICE and $0 for families.   Spread the word.

5 years ago, Democrats introduced a bill to ban gerrymandering in every state nationwide. Every single Republican voted against it.

Mike Johnson REFUSED to meet with over 60 veterans who came to the Capitol to demand he stop funding Trump's war. Any elected official who refuses to meet with a group of veterans and has them zip-tied and hauled off instead, does not deserve to serve in office.

@Wescott464348 No

Do you agree Donald Trump is a stronger and smarter Commander in Chief compared to Joe Biden and Barack Obama? YES or NO?

Republicans have such short memories. We don't. We never forget.

Pete Hegseth blames Pres. Biden for military vaccine mandates…even though the flu shot has been required since 1945. Pres. Biden was two years old then.

In just six weeks. 🙄

I JUST WANT TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT IRAN NEVER HAD ANY NUCLEAR WEAPONS AND THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ WAS ALREADY OPEN BEFORE TRUMP STARTED THE EPSTEIN WAR 🤷

Trump in 2008: Anyone who invades the Middle East under false pretenses should be impeached. Be a real shame if everyone reposted this.