Auld Quine (A woman of a certain age).

@AwakenedOf I might open a shop near you if that’s what people are paying round there.

Just paid £19 for a 400 gram jar of instant coffee £12 for 500 ml of Olive oil And £18.50 for a medium organic chicken for my husband. Non organic not an option Nearly fifty bloody quid and I've got THREE items This cannot continue 🙈😢

@vennwood @Qiyyah18 I had to take a couple of days off after each dose of chemo because it made me so sick but I had to go to work as sick pay doesn’t pay the bills. Three whole months of finishing work and crawling into bed at 6pm as I was so exhausted. Great fucking fun that was.

@Qiyyah18 I wonder what you would be like with a cancer diagnosis out and about braving the elements or sat at home claiming benefits?

Question-how is Kate “struggling behind closed doors” when she’s vacationed in: -French Alps in January, -Mustique in February, -French Alps again in April, and -Greece in July? In 8 months she’s “worked” 9 solo engagements & 22 joint engagements w/William-32 total for 2025.

@ZandiSussex Heaven help her if she had even a quarter of the daily struggles really ill people are going through.

This sounds more like a stealthy divorce announcement to me. 🤔 Article 👉 archive.md/9b8h5

@Nullen80 Nope. I’ve watched it twice and still can’t see a flasher.

Tommy Throbbinson posted about a "flash protest" last night. I've been laughing about it ever since.

@Damaan4u33 Too be honest I hadn’t realised there were that many blind people around.

Your thoughts? 💭💭💭

@pinguforest Why didn’t she ring them?

Selina Scott says she had to walk ‘several miles’ to find a police officer outside Waterstone’s in Piccadilly. Let’s see. If ‘several’ means 3 then that would mean as far Euston in the North or Waterloo in the south. Why not go back in the shop? lbc.co.uk/article/selina…

@VintiquesMark No

No

@TRobinsonNewEra Do fuck off dearie.

There needs to be a revolution , it’s as simple as that

@adamfare1996 I’m disabled. The only bitterness I ever have is directed at people who have no idea what being disabled means.

@_CM_67_ If they want my money the least they can provide is a real person to take it. Some of us really don’t want every job to be taken over by a computer or a machine. Personal touch goes a long way in my book.

Old folk being terrified of self checkouts is always a giggle They make it sound like they’ve been asked to do the Takeshi’s Castle course

@Parody_PM Fraudulent Chancers

Farage is flogging Reform FC shirts. Any idea what the 'FC' might stand for..?

@ResevoirDawn @fesshole What a disgusting post.

@fesshole Now see how many tablets u can swallow in one go.....

I'm currently on a 5 streak of opening medication the right way up without having to take the annoying little leaflet out to get to the tablets inside. Every time I treat it like deal or no deal and genuinely celebrate each time I get it right

@fesshole Wow! I salute you 👏

@homelessdave89 Struggling to support myself never mind a bloody football team.

What football team do you support???

@fopminui I see a very smart handsome man. Wish more men could make this sort of effort with their attire.

Should the monarchy be abolished? Just type YES or NO

@80_mcswan YES

@SoVeryBritish I’m great thanks. Translates to my life is absolute shit and I’m barely able to get out of bed in the morning.

It’s staggering just how many responses British people have to “how are you?” “Fine” “Surviving” “Getting there” “Living the dream” “Fair to middling” “Same old” “Bearing up” I could go on. The list is practically endless.

@farmerjoefred @RupertLowe10 He’s definitely in the running for the top spot.

@RupertLowe10 Is this man quite simply the biggest idiot out there ?

Our road network has been absolutely crippled by mass immigration.

@RupertLowe10 Explain please?