Quite the Curious

I like the phrase “you bet your sweet ass”, because I’m a big fan of both gambling and sweet asses.

Just went through my Facebook “friends” list and I sadly realized I’d be super ashamed to walk into the local Mexican restaurant with a good portion of those jackasses and I’m low key hoping some people choke on their chips and salsa next time they visit.

So thankful for the one that allows me to talk things out vs. screaming into this void.

9:30 in bed with a good book would be super lame if I weren't this sexy

[to therapist] I dunno I think maybe the trauma canceled out the other trauma

Me [Scrolling the bajillion streaming services we have]: There’s nothing to watch.

Roses are red, People are fake, I keep to myself So I don't end up On The First [48].

I feel like I should wait for all the regular crises to pass before I begin my midlife crisis

I bought readers tonight and only cringed a little. My excitement to read without a headache outweighs everything else. I’m embracing this shit. This is who I am now.

I think I might be happy. Stay tuned

@esm_outdoors I said that…until I ruined it one year. Some Paula Deen recipe that called for eggs. What I get for trying to be fancy!

Y’all, I’m responsible for my family dinner mac-n-cheese today and not gonna lie, I’m a little nervous. Families get judgmental as fuck about their mac-n-cheese round these parts!

@coloradotwofive I did NOT mess it up. Also, I didn’t burn the rolls! 😂😉 SUCCESS!

@Rhi87084373 ❤️❤️ Merry Christmas. It turned out well.

@QuiteTheCurious You got this! Merry Christmas from Australia 🖤

@JGooballs Nooo 🤦🏻‍♀️😂. That’s for my kids only! The rest of my family gets the good stuff. 😂

@QuiteTheCurious That's easy to fix..:)

@VinceWelchJr It turned out really good!!!

@QuiteTheCurious ...and rightly so, but you got this.

Anytime I discover unexpected glitter somewhere on my body, I like to make an obscene face, go, “Oh yeah,” and start grinding all stripper like on the nearest piece of furniture. As you can imagine, Christmas is quite an exciting time around here. Grandma is not a fan.