MissSassIn ⚔️

Do you mind if I love your mind first?

You only get given what you can handle but fuck me how much more is there

Might fuck around and find a mysterious door in the middle of a forest to walk through and never return.

Happy Mother’s Day. Give them a hug if you can

Bookshops smell of paper and magic, someone should bottle it.

Getting a corset just to say "i'm getting waisted"

Meet cute: It’s World Book Day and I’m Elizabeth Bennet. Quite unexpectedly my fine eyes met Mr Darcy’s across the crowded staff room, and we have spent the morning strolling campus arm in arm like Regency show ponies

What is your favourite book and why is it all of your 14 emotional support copies of pride and prejudice

My friend's daughter forgot the word “dandelion” so she described it as “the one that explodes into wishes.” I like that better.

@AwkwardAndOdd 😏😏

@MsSassIn I see what you did there (and I approve) 😂💗

Happiest of birthdays to the potato princess @AwkwardAndOdd 🎂🥔💗 I hope you peel the love!

Come for the words stay for the weird

came across the word ‘stot’ in a book & didn’t know what it meant so i looked it up and the definition said ‘another word for pronk.’ am i having a stroke?

i hope you see me not only as a friend but also as a liability

Shutting the fuck up does me zero good. My face has subtitles in every language.

I wonder who first saw a box of frogs and thought “that’s mad that is.”

she's all chaos but in a chill kind of way..

I think we would all be a lot happier if we dilly dallied a bit more often.

Me *Entering the afterlife* Oh fuck, there's more!

british people be like you absolute door frame