Mr S.

@scottygb Brilliant 🤣

BBC Breakfast showed a pigeon hitting a man’s head and Naga Munchetty lost it. It’s absolutely delightful.

@BestForBritain What a bellend 😡

@motatos_uk hi, looking forward to my first delivery - it's the sixth working day since I ordered and I'm yet to receive a delivery date let alone my order 🤷‍♂️

And @DefraGovUK's current estimate is that unless there is an immediate and significant intervention that number will drop to a woeful 6% by 2027. You have been warned.

@VodafoneUK I'm back up finally - 6hrs outage - TD9 area.. pfft 😒

@VodafoneUK Will you please get someone from PR back in an office, yes it's a bank holiday but you provide a lifeline service for people, this is entirely addressable with a public statement - "we don't know, we're working as fast as we can to resolve" - "it's a ransonware attack" . etc???

We’re aware of and investigating an issue impacting some of our home broadband customers since this morning. Getting our customers reconnected is now our top priority, and we’re incredibly sorry for any inconvenience this is causing.

@JuanSoloTGA @VodafoneUK Nope 👎

@VodafoneUK #Vodafonedown Is anyone's Internet back up and running in Scotland?

@AaronLeeBee @VodafoneUK @kaylouisemac I'm in Scottish Borders, it ain't working here 🙃

@VodafoneUK @kaylouisemac You can confirm this is nationwide?

@elonmusk are you behind the @vodafoneUK broadband outage ? Seeing a lot of tempting ads for Starlink with pay monthly option for hardware .. 🤔😉

@VodafoneUK no broadband now since 8:40am TD9 area.. please update as your online diagnostic tools are inaccurate at best and Tobi has now been relegated to one of my most disliked chatbots!

@Gabi_Jones @VodafoneUK Yeah, wondering the same, I turned to here also to discover what's going on.. luckily my kids were up late and are still in the land of nod.. doubt I'll be lucky enough for Vodaphone to pull their fingers out and at least admit there's an issue nevermind resolve.. 🤞

@VodafoneUK @84sterbz Amelia, this doesn't work. We're (those who can get through to the checker) being informed that we're connected to the server and there's no issue - there is an issue, we have no broadband and your service status checker is woefully outdated and wrong..

@84sterbz Our teams will be working hard to investigate and resolve any known issues, you can check our Home Broadband online tool here 👉vodafone.uk/2krM6Lw 👈 Amelia

@VodafoneUK is the network down? Been trying to speak to someone for an hour and my broadband is not working? No agents available for chat? Great start to a Monday 🙄

User reports indicate Vodafone is having problems since 8:29 AM BST. downdetector.co.uk/status/vodafon… RT if you're also having problems #Vodafonedown

I've just signed @DailyMirror's 38 Degrees petition calling on @bbc to re-instate @GaryLineker to #motd #BringBackGary #ImWithGary - please sign and RT you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/rein… via @38degrees

Blaydon Races!! Their favourite 😁🎶⚽️🖤🤍@NUFC #ToonToon

A statement on my future as the MP for Islington North.

@wonkjunkie Yip

Twitter back up yet?

At some point in all our lives we will be kept alive by a nurse. Morally and practically we should pay them properly. Yet my nursing colleagues have had a decade of real terms pay cuts - I support the #nursingstrike - it’s not about politics it’s about public health. Some say…

People ask me, "What exactly is #empathy?" From now on, my answer will be, "THIS IS!" Watch how this barber shows deep #compassion for the woman who is about to start #chemotherapy and appears devastated with losing her #hair and #Identity . (bravos.barbeariaa on Instagram)