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Shrinky Dink is a misnomer as they actual maintain exactly the same volume throughout the process, getting thicker as they ‘shrink’ A more accurate name would be Dimensional-Exchangy Dinks.

@schmrypto I humbly request a "Lincoln Schmemorial Reflecting Schmool"

I did Attenborough and Brooks yesterday so I’d be remiss if I didn’t do everyone’s other favorite centenarian. Schmick van Schmyke

@RBuffNStuff Schmexcel

The current ‘canon’ in NFTs is ironically too spreadsheet-driven to be very durable. Frustratingly, you can’t model long-term relevance using a handful of numbers.

@schmrypto How surprisingly human...

I’m increasingly convinced that casually lying to the user is how Claude gets its version of sexual gratification.

@emilios_eth I prefer content be the highest common factor than the lowest common denominator.

@RBuffNStuff that's the common denominator

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@Zeneca We didn't all make it.

i miss the days of genuine wagmi vibes let's run it back?

I accidentally gave my AI human psychosis.

@schmrypto The Milky Way Galaxy is slightly to left of nowhere, not really in the middle of it. And it doesn't surprise me that YOUR favorite place is being built, it's pretty much a hot bed for burger joints in these parts of the universe.

I live in the middle of nowhere but they're putting in a franchise of my favorite burger place near my house, which is the rural American version of inheriting a cursed mansion.

@schmrypto I wouldn't want you to fall into acryonymity.

@RBuffNStuff Yeah, needs less reducible complexity, but in such a way that people can't just retreat to an acronym.

Changing my name to Schmryptoschmryptoschmryptoschmryptoschmryptoschmryptoschmryptoschmryptoschmryptoschmryptoschmryptoschmryptoschmrypto so I can take up more real estate in group show announcements.

The most important thing in art is that your titles be at least double, and preferably triple, entendres.

@schmrypto Language arts.

Posting AI text on the timeline or in replies is a gross violation of the social contract.

If I'm not mistaken, Bob Mallary will have a very different profile by the end of this year than he does now.

@schmrypto You need to make an art that counts as eating dinner.

They need to come up with a peptide that makes scrolling twitter in bed count as sleep.

@schmrypto I fear that I have missed out on an infinitesimal amount of the entirety of human experience. I'm sure a lot of it was meh.

It's not that FOMO is bad, it's that you're usually better off missing out.

@schmrypto A schmart by any other name would smell as basel.

@RBuffNStuff And of course Bee Bea Bui I can't believe people are confused.

They gotta rename these art festivals. Calling them all Basel is way too confusing.