Real Cheesemakers

Dear @BryonyPage1 many many congratulations on your success in Paris. As a palaeontologist, you might like our little dinosaur song therealcheesemakers.bandcamp.com/track/in-love-… We’ll have to write a trampolining one next, so you are fully covered. Enjoy!

@TheBullingdon How do we express interest to play at this next year?

NEW FESTIVAL | BEAM ME UP 2025 👀🛸 We hope you all thoroughly enjoyed Saturdays antics as Beam Me Up brought Cowley Road to life with raucous energy! Get ready to do it all again in 2025 Feb 8th 2025 General tickets on sale Wednesday 9AM Tickets - tinyurl.com/BULLYTICKETSTW 🎫

@TheBullingdon @EggsyGLC @theGLC @Crosstown_Live Congratulations on 20 years. We’d love to support you guys again on some of these shows and help you celebrate, if you’d have us.

Tickets are flying out for @theGLC as they step into 2024 celebrating 20 years of their album debut album 'Greatest Hits' @Crosstown_Live Presents: @theGLC The 420 Tour Fri 11th Oct 2024 14+ Tickets - tinyurl.com/BULLYTICKETSTW 🎫

@skytv there is no tile for the free Vue tickets on the MyVIP section of the MySky app. How do I get the codes?

Mortal beings. Behold the poster for our upcoming headline acoustic show at The Tuppenny in Swindon on 7 December. Supporting is the hilarious Tom Veck. It’s FREE ENTRY. Do please join us. #livemusic #comedy #nonsense #silly #cheeseandtom #christmas #freeentry #swindon

4 June is #NationalCheeseDay Take the time to enjoy a slab of your favourite dairy fermentation. While you’re noshing away, put on your copy of Grated Hits and let the cheese consume you. Don’t have a copy yet? Head over to bit.ly/3IUrMu6 #cheese #comedy #music

We love @Eurovision time…and things are hotting up now. It’s nice to see that our 2018 entry has has had a lasting impression. @bbceurovision is pretty much using our song title as its slogan!! #UnitedByMusic #UnitedByCheese #eurovision #comedy #rock youtu.be/dHW0cWxGsSA

@iamtheelvy @bbceurovision Ah yes…we put it to @TheGNShow that they have a section on ‘also rans’: the top songs that didn’t quite make it. We excel in rejection and failure.

As the coronation weekend ends, we start preparing for the @bbceurovision next weekend. Personally, still holding out for the @RCheesemakers to represent some time soon…

@GNev2 He was still United’s best player

Bloody hell! 😂

The band has now been together for over 30 years, so we entered the Isle of Wight Festival's 'New Blood' competition for a chance to play at this year's festival. Please vote for us! hotvox.co.uk/artist/the-rea… #festival #unsigned #comedy #IsleofWight #rock #vote #competition

@prof_elemental Weren’t you born the professor?

@RealMattLucas How dare you?! So long as you appreciate that cheese makes good music, we’re cool…

cheese is just a bad food. bad taste, bad smell. all round bad vibes. unfollow if you wish.

@prof_elemental But sir. What possible un-nice things could people be saying about such a fine gentleman as you?! Now get and organise us that show together in Brighton, and we’ll come across and cheer you up. Get @gentlemanrhymer involved too. We’ll have a right hoot!

@London_W4 therealcheesemakers.bandcamp.com/track/join-the…

If you stand in a big long line in a pub, snaking out of the door, I will just stroll past you all, stand at the bar and order my drink. Why you’ve started this nonsense of queuing like this I don’t know, but it needs to stop.

@chrisfluming @MichelleObama @electrolemon @arturocastro85 We should talk. I feel a collab coming on!

We’ve been trying to get a gig with @Swchunks for bally years. Finally on 5 November, there will be fireworks in Trowbridge. We can’t wait! #nonsense #comedy #rock #trowbridge #wiltshire #livemusic #cheese #chunks #tour #pumprooms #fireworks #remember

@NCC_17fOrmula1 @Ghostwatch Yes…and it had such an impact we wrote a song about it! therealcheesemakers.bandcamp.com/track/pipes

Has it really been thirty years ago since I had a few sleepless nights? Yes, I'd worked out it was all fake but DAMN was it still scary! Anyone else have memories of BBC's Halloween show, #Ghostwatch? @Ghostwatch

@Swchunks You want a logo for the Trowbridge one?

We are taking a break in 2023. So this will be the last chance to join us for a while. Will you be joining us?

@FrankOnTheRadio very disappointed with your decision to put #queuing in to #room101 when put forward by @SirTrev. Here’s our argument for it! therealcheesemakers.bandcamp.com/track/join-the… @WeeMissBea and @David_Tennant had much more compelling arguments.

Hey @Schofe and @hollywills we support you. I mean, you’re British. You would never turn down an opportunity to #jointhequeue. We want you to accept this track as your new theme tune. @thismorning @itvstudios therealcheesemakers.bandcamp.com/track/join-the… #nonsense #rock #comedy #queue