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@BarstoolHubbs Forgot how to play or the sport just evolved past him?

Really doesn't get talked about enough how Joey Gallo forgot how to play baseball in the prime of his career. No scandals, no injuries, just total loss of ability to play the sport. He's still only 32 years old and hasn't played a big league game since 2024.

@PawlowskiMario @balogun @JackMac here’s one

Hey Florian @balogun , hear me out my brother in football⚽️ this is not about whether the red card was right or wrong anymore. That debate will never end. This is about the integrity of football. If I were in your boots, I’d refuse to play against Belgium. Not because I think you’re a bad player or because you asked for any of this, i think you are great, but because politics has now entered the game. A President of the United States publicly intervened, FIFA softened your suspension, and UEFA says FIFA crossed a red line. If you step onto that pitch, fair or unfair, millions of people will forever question whether you should have been there. Don’t forget that your career is in Europe, the home of the world’s biggest clubs, the highest level of football, and fans who treat this sport almost like a religion. They care deeply about the integrity of the game. If it were me, I wouldn’t risk carrying this controversy for the rest of your career over a single match. One act of principle today could earn more respect than a hundred goals tomorrow. Be a hero, don’t get branded as a corrupt loser, fans all over the world will remember your choice. Forever. One game can change all your career and life, choose wisely.

@jakemalasek Great job getting this take out while the @BarstoolYak is out on vacation!

Engagement rings.

How’s this going?

@ApeNatural Truly inspiring, thank you so much for this I needed it.

The coolest thing in life is turning what others think you can't do into reality, one by one! Go all out today — your future is earned through hard work! 💪#Motivation #NeverGiveUp #Growth #KeepPushing

@elenacute01 Check it out @StevenCheah @BarstoolYak

We put a GoPro on a fish and dropped it down a hole... you are NOT prepared for what he found down there!

@BarstoolBigCat Cat, we need the cut, we need to know the cook is right!

We keep the foot on the gas

@BarstoolBigCat Wait…. We are counting burgers that you don’t make? This… can’t stand.

Burger O’clock

@BarstoolBigCat Ok so I really like the cheese coverage, although it does completely cover up the meat, not allowing proper viewing. Maybe in the future you could consider at midline horizontal cut so we can see what we are working with done-ness wise?

“Bang. Bang” Mike Breen Voice

@Underdog .

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@OhioTate Great job with the stream @OhioTate, literally when I woke up this morning the first thing I said to my wife was “your not gonna believe it but Meek spit on Dana”. Spitting crosses the line, good on @danabeers to not retaliate.

It appears our Nation is at a divide once again. Is spitting on someone significantly worse than rubbing your ballsweat diapers on their hands, or are they Separate But Equal offenses?

@Underdog @UnderdogMLB Done

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@JoeInOregon87 It’s been 4 games.

Oregon State bullpen needs to wake up. I knew our offense wasn’t going to be the same as it has been in years, but it sucks seeing our best pitchers be let down by the relievers. The pitching was supposed to be this teams strong suit and relief has been terrible so far this year

@MattPiperJenks @NjTank99 @FrankTheTankHQ @VivaLaStool @RealDDP Congrats @NjTank99 you are officially under the Walker Line! The @BFW line….!

🚨 EMERGENCY WEIGH IN 29🚨 ANUDDER NEW BEST!!!!!!!! •278.6 pounds (ATH 530+ pounds) •Blood sugar: A1C 5.4% (ATH 11.1%) •Frank has lost 250+ pounds overall! •Inching toward diabetic remission! After Frank’s 4th workout of the day (morning pump , DDPYOGA, walked 20K steps, night pump) … Frank eyeballed DDP’s glorious title belts on the wall of his entrance to his epic gym and the “pro-grade” scale (same as Frank’s at home) and called for an emergency weigh in. The cardio, weight lifting, and now stretching are showing compounding results. A more disciplined diet is also taking shape month by month. And he continues to lose weight while gaining muscle. Which ain’t easy. But what I notice most, is Frank is transforming mentally equally to physically. The usual suspects (sports teams, NJ Transit, cones, etc.) will still set him off, but Frank’s baseline has completely changed. He doesn’t live from a place of fear and defense anymore, he’s confident and aggressively optimistic about trying new things and testing himself. Frank is now in the 270 club and carrying 20-40 pounds of excess skin. If he can do it, anyone can. Congrats, Frankie Anudder weigh in in the books

@darrenrovell @stoolpresidente You are the Ben Mintz of content for @stoolpresidente, anything you try to force or orchestrate as content will fall flat and be really dumb. It’s your natural idiocy and dumbness that creates content, Dave knows that and would never race you.

Hey @stoolpresidente, let’s race at the NFL Combine and settle this. You pick the charity! #DarrenvsDave

@ChrisKlemmer Klemmer you’re just burying yourself a deeper hole here. To say that Cole or Wheeler have to EARN their status as an Ace is crazy considering their careers. You didn’t say who would you want to have as an ace right now, you said who are the aces and then left out the two obvious

People seem very upset I didn’t include Zack Wheeler on this list. He’s coming off Thoracic Outlet Syndrome which has been a career killer for more guys than not. If he’s healthy, he’s clearly an ace. Same with Gerrit Cole (who I also left off) They just have to prove it.

@ohiotate Love what you’ve done with AfterDark @ohiotate, don’t pay to much attention to the idiots the large majority loves the content and looks forward to the show every week.

***Correction: Asked if I’d take it over (And clearly I’m fine with not being the star of the show — it’s been a year now of me planning these….a few more episodes and maybe you’ll realize we made the switch to getting the entire office more involved)

@RealMikeyBets 🎷🎷🎷??

I have switched from Mai tais to Modelos

@AndyHermanNFL his flaws and give him a chance. Thanks for everything you do covering the packers and GoPackGo

@AndyHermanNFL Hey @AndyHermanNFL just wanted to say how much I appreciated your content/coverage this year, unfortunately I’m one of those that can’t listen to more packers stuff after a loss but alway appreciate your level approach. This guy is an idiot and I liked that you try to see through

You really are the most pathetic troll on this godforsaken app & I regret ever giving you a platform & holding your hand through a 1 hour conversation where you stuttered through every word, couldn't form coherent sentences, & wouldn't use your face or name, Chris Rose.