Rob Biggs ✝️🇺🇸🇻🇦

@kagsundaram @gatorgar This was a .300 WIN Mag

@gatorgar This is a .45/70 405 grain lead-tip flat nose

Gun expert here. This is what actually happens to someone shot with a 30-06.

@gatorgar This whole controversy is so dumb. Anyone who’s spend any serious time with ballistics knows that bullets do weird shit all the fucking time. It’s the butterfly effect in practice. It’s all but impossible to perfectly predict a shot or how a bullet will behave.

@dmp102016 @japan_nobunaga

@japan_nobunaga Remigration isn’t going to fix this. As nice and concise as it would be, the powers that be have no stomach for it. We have to “think harder”.

The most popular names of children born in major cities: 🇯🇵 Tokyo - Ao 🇺🇸 New York - Noah 🇬🇧 London - Mohammed 🇬🇧 Manchester - Mohammed 🇩🇪 Berlin - Mohammed 🇧🇪 Brussels - Mohammed 🇳🇱 Amsterdam - Mohammed 🇳🇱 The Hague - Mohammed Remigration can simply fix this.

@japan_nobunaga I was about 10 and visiting my uncle in California. Fired a .22 to start and then immediately moved up to a .357 magnum followed by a .30-06 hunting rifle. I still remember the bruise I got on my shoulder from not seating the rifle right. Haven’t made that mistake since.

Be honest with me, Americans 🇺🇸 At what age did you FIRST shoot a gun? I'm an adult Japanese man who has never touched one. Ever. But I keep seeing family range days posted like… baseball practice. Is that normal? No judgment. Just trying to understand 🙏 (drop your age + state)

@The_King_Trout Azerbaijan is fun to say so it should be fun to bully too.

Gunna be flying a bunch tomorrow; think I’m going to pick an obscure nation to bully to entertain myself. I’ll delete this tweet before, but Azerbaijan feels like a fun target.

@tanpukunokami As an American man, I would’ve stared at the machine for a few moments while trying to make sense of it, then politely asked someone to explain what the machine was. Then use the one “sentence” I can eke out in Japanese. “Ore wa baka desu. Sumimasen.”

My American friend went to a ramen shop in Japan for the first time. He walked in and said, “Table for two.” Nobody moved. I pointed at the ticket machine. He looked at me. Then at the machine. Then back at me. “You want me to order from the ATM?” He walked over. Twenty buttons. No clear instructions. Extra noodles. Egg. Pork. Rice. Beer. He pressed one. Nothing happened. Pressed another. Still nothing. Then he realized he had to put the money in first. He looked at me and said, “Oh. So the restaurant doesn’t trust me yet.” He put in 1,000 yen. Suddenly the whole machine lit up. Now he panicked. He started pressing buttons like he was trying to stop a nuclear launch. Beep. Beep. Beep. Three tickets came out. He stared at them. “I think I just ordered for a family.” The staff took the tickets. Five minutes later, three bowls of ramen arrived. He looked at me. I looked at him. The chef looked at both of us. My friend slowly picked up his chopsticks and said, “Well… I didn’t come to Japan to quit.” Twenty minutes later, all three bowls were empty. He leaned back, sweating. Then the machine by the door beeped again. He immediately stood up and said, “Not today, Satan.”

This is what being shot with a 30-06 actually looks like. You know....For those of you still believing the official story.

@JesterJum This man is married, folks. He knows his shit.

Pickup Line of the Century: "Is your name Emerson? Cuz Emerson big ole titties." Trust the Jum. Give it a try.

@FenixAmmunition I long to work somewhere with a culture of humor like this.

In the name of science, we have finally found a proper test medium to make a definitive conclusion on .30-06 penetration. What you see here is the "Immorto-Muff", an off brand gas station pastry left by an employee in September 2020. He worked here for 7 years and his diet consisted almost entirely of prepackaged muffins, Monster Energy, and Marlboro 100s. Mysteriously he was also the only one who never got COVID. The muffin remained moist and pliable for about three years but has since transitioned so deep into the Rockwell C scale it self-identifies as boron/carbide. If .30-06 can penetrate this thing, I'll be the first to give Candace the best sloppy toppy she's ever had. Stupid fucks lol.

@japan_nobunaga You look like Luffy now? Cool.

A Dunkin' cashier corrected my Japanese. I flew from Tokyo to Newark to practice English. At the counter, I ordered one donut in English, every word rehearsed on the plane. She replied in perfect Japanese. Two years in Osaka, study abroad. Startled, I answered in my politest keigo, Japan's formal speech. She gently corrected it. My keigo. My language. I flew six thousand miles to fail Japanese. She gave me a free donut. "For effort," she said. In Japanese.

@alphafox @commuityNotes

@commuityNotes I thought this was a real note for a second lol

What's the best thing to do if you find a bunch of old money?

@ApexSeeker_ It’s absolutely beautiful but I also don’t understand it at all. I recognise skill, but the details of the art form are lost on me.

🇯🇵 I’m Japanese. Question for everyone around the world. Do you find Japanese calligraphy beautiful? 🖌️🇯🇵 ❤️ Yes, it’s art 🤔 I don’t understand it yet

@Fat_Electrician @philthatremains I was born at Saint Joseph’s hospital, and my nearest hospital is also a Christian hospital. Not Catholic exclusively, but the building DOES look like a cathedral with full religious decor on the facade.

This is why history matters. This only sounds like a clever “gotcha” if you’re ignorant of the history of medicine. The Catholic Church played a major role in pioneering the modern hospital system. To this day it is the world’s largest non-governmental healthcare provider.

@gatorgar I’m game, let’s do this. It’s like … the most anti-Nazi thing imaginable. Nobody can get mad about it, right?

On the debate over using the word “retard” I would happily replace all the people we call retards with people who have down syndrome. In fact, I think we should give them a chance to hold the reins of power. Transfer all wealth and political influence from the actual retards to our special friends, effective immediately.

@harukaawake Remember, the entire world was made by black people and the rest of us just stole it all and forced them to live in Africa.

🇯🇵 Apparently the original Japanese people were black and thanks to this photograph (from 1837 lol) we can't forget it. Right... 🤦🏻‍♀️

@HLC_actual You should install a confession booth and label is as the manager’s office, then just set up Grok on a laptop or something to listen to complaints and placate the Karen. I like to imagine a line of Karens outside a confessional waiting to complain to the manager of a groomer.

The best part about opening a dog grooming salon with my wife is the chances of having a Muslim customer is very low. The worst part is it increases the chances of a white Karen exponentially.

@realMaalouf I don’t WANT slaves. Or Diamonds. Or Gold. I don’t want 72 virgins. I don’t care much about worldly things and I would imagine they are entirely MEANINGLESS in the company of God. I want peace, contentedness, and the close presence of my Lord and Savior. Period.

A Muslim woman explains what Muslims get in heaven: “Allah will reward men with 72 virgins. But women will be forever young and beautiful. We’ll live in gold palaces. Allah will give us silk clothes, diamonds, and slaves to serve us for eternity.” I’ve never seen a more materialistic and carnal religion.

@DeanTTraining At the end of the day, Soda is a treat and shouldn’t be a mainstay. I got a sodastream and use it to make carbonated water because for some reason I hate still water. I don’t even use flavor syrups.

I’m BEGGING you guys…. Please spread the word: Zero sugar soda is 99% water Zero sugar soda is 99% water Zero sugar soda is 99% water Zero sugar soda is 99% water Zero sugar soda is 99% water Zero sugar soda is 99% water It’s crazy how many people STILL don’t know this…

@irchrisr @MrsFrancisco87 @BuzzPatterson @PaintressApril @mattvanswol Not if Mrs. Francisco here had gotten her way.

@REB93420 @MrsFrancisco87 @BuzzPatterson @PaintressApril @mattvanswol Didnt thay same pilot become the ace of aces?

@mattvanswol They knowingly violated the law, but, as a former commander, I’d call these guys in. But then, clear them to fly again and place the report in my drawer to never be looked back into. My commander did this for me when I did something similar. It stuck with me my entire career.

@ApexSeeker_ Depends on exactly where but as a general rule I’d say no. In some places it wouldn’t survive five minutes unmanned. In others, it would be fine indefinitely. They’re opposite ends of the bell curve.

🇯🇵 I’m Japanese. Question for everyone around the world. In Japan, we have unmanned stores. Would they survive one week in your country? 😂