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@RJamieLanga
Author of The Art of the Stab, The Dream of the White Elephant, and Backup Drives // Oh, and if you're following me, thank you and temper your expectations.
Katılım Haziran 2020
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I liked one post from a duck and now my entire timeline is like a bar fight on Noah's Ark
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Message received, @cowincrisis. I will report back to you once the act has been completed.
cow@cowincrisis
moo moooooo moo moo moo moooo mooooo moooooooooo moo moooooo moo moo moooo
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@wendellsandico This is Rosario Dawson's passive-aggressive way of telling people she's fed up with *her* roommate and wishes she could live alone.
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Let me guess: you're offended by the lack of a comma after "boyfriend"?
Stephee🌸🩷@pretty_stephee
Ughh this man 🥹
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Tell me, Muse, of the man who was wicked smaht
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
New look at Matt Damon as Odysseus in Christopher Nolan's ‘THE ODYSSEY’.
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There's a common misconception that Brutalist buildings were unpainted, but thanks to microscopic analysis of the exteriors we can now recreate what they looked like in their prime.
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You go to a therapist in Türkiye and it’s just a kebab shop
ღ@stfnigg
In Türkiye, a man gave up his suicide attempt after being offered a döner kebab.
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@dqveed But then you have to clean and sterilize the clock, right?
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Anti-working class article. Take a shit on the clock.
New York Post@nypost
How to make yourself poop regularly in the morning before going to work trib.al/QKTvRWy
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@ma1ybe I asked this the last time I saw this meme: is there a single woman anywhere who had 5 children who ended up becoming scientists of any note? Let's set the bar low: how about 5 children who got Ph.D.s from accredited universities in STEM fields?
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What a waste, these guys should have become stay at home dads, they could have raised 25 scientists.
🦢@damnidc__
A feminist’s A Trad wife's contribution contribution to society. to society
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Hey girl, did you crash into an Iowa cornfield after losing all flight control surfaces due to an uncontained engine failure? Because…
mads campbell@martyrdison
so glad to be a dc 10
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Did you know 💭❓The "Dutch Angle" shot, wherein the camera is tilted horizontally on its axis, creating an unnerving, odd scene composition, is named this way because Dutch people are strange and off-putting
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@wideofthepost do you have any friends who can tell you to log off?
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@agraybee He's 72? I hope I look that good when I'm that age.
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I honestly expected him to look worse, retirement has suited him.
Variety@Variety
Rick Moranis has ended his nearly 30-year acting retirement for "Spaceballs 2," officially titled "Spaceballs: The New One," and showed up at #CinemaCon with the cast to debut the first trailer. • The trailer opens up like “The Force Awakens,” there’s a sandy desert scene with robots and Jedi-like explorers wandering the dunes — plus someone frozen in carbonite like Han Solo. • The sci-fi jokes came fast and quick, including Moranis’ Lord Dark Helmet peeing at a urinal next to a Na’vi from “Avatar.” variety.com/2026/film/news…
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And what he does is convince everyone else to walk backwards.
The Figen@TheFigen_
He's very good at what he does.
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Finally, an unequivocal counter-example to Betteridge’s Law.
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It's a good thing the world came to an end, because if it hadn't they'd have to clean up that wine she spilled.
Harry@Realmecore_0
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ME: But Lord, what about the times I saw only one set of footprints in the sand?
JESUS: You know what, stop trying to be some kind of beach detective
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