Mark Faithfull

SIR HARRY EDWARD KANE. TAKE A BOW.

@NeilSpyBarnett @ChelseaFC @Arsenal Schweinsteiger in 2012. I think it’s the people it almost means too much to, emotional pressure overcomes them.

Gabriel 2026 - John Terry 2008. Best player on the pitch, missed a crucial penalty... so his performance will be forgotten. Neither should be. Immense @ChelseaFC @Arsenal

@CFCTicketsHQ Got ours around 3pm today (Thursday)

Has anyone’s Wembley ticket been sent out yet?

@NeilSpyBarnett @ChelseaFC I see people asking if this is the worst Chelsea team and of course it’s not compared with the malaise of the mid-seventies. But it’s the most frustrating in terms of self-inflicted wounds.

Who appointed Graham Potter? Why did Mauricio Pochetinno & Enzo Maresca not want to stay? Who appointed Liam Rosenior? Who's murdering my club? @ChelseaFC

@FabrizioRomano The only time we ever hear from the ownership is at these international sporting conventions when they make high handed and out of touch pronouncements. No communication, no coherent or believable plan, no attempt at supporter buy-in #BlueCoOut

🚨 Behdad Eghbali to Chelsea fans: “We want the club to be successful. We’re focused on delivering that on-pitch performance”. “Six months ago everyone was super-happy. Results have been mixed, disappointing more recently. There’s a full reflection on what we can do better”, said at CAA’s World Congress of Sports conference via @TheAthleticFC.

@LondonBluePod @Matt_Law_DT For members the exchange has become less than useless and all these mysterious corporate seats are being put on sale at what are clearly beyond market value prices, as they remain unsold. The result is fans unable to buy seats while seats remain empty, which is ludicrous.

‼️ @Matt_Law_DT: Chelsea haven't had a 40,000 attendance yet this season. The last 40,000 attendance was the opening day of the 2023-24 season vs Liverpool. They have not had a 40,000 attendance since then. I could not believe that. 🎧👉 open.spotify.com/episode/1MwwKg…

@NeilSpyBarnett @ChelseaFC The worse thing is that we probably haven’t seen the worse thing yet

The worst thing of all is even when @ChelseaFC are having a good spell NOTHING HAPPENS. Pass, pass, pass, pass to own half, pass to own keeper...

@DerrenBrown Finally got to see you live on the first night at Bromley, what an amazing show!

Last week of this Only Human tour at Salford Lowry next week… thank you for the generous gifts some of you sent while I’ve been here. This tour has been an utter delight and some of the encounters I’ve had have been really wonderful. We’ll be back in February, kicking off in Bromley again with a rather more finished version of the show than it got last time… derrenbrown.co.uk/shows/only-hum…

@NeilSpyBarnett @ChelseaFC He started fairly strongly but his performances declined, as did his decision making. I think he had too much football in his legs by the time he arrived.

Before any supporters dismiss Raheem Sterling's time at @ChelseaFC, here are the stats. 81 appearances (62+19), Pedro Neto has made 84 (66+18). Raheem 19 goals, 25 assists; Pedro Neto 16 goals, 18 assists. And Raheem didn't play in the Uefa Conference

#TraitorsUK Rachel's problem now is that if she successfully goes for Fiona at the roundtable and she then reveals at the banishment that she's a traitor, surely the faithfuls will go for Rachel next. I think Fiona's outburst has left the previously Teflon Rachel in Catch 22

@thenorthface when my son applied £100 of gift cards to a purchase the site took the money but didn’t complete the order and now he’s being messed around. How do we sort this out?

A quick shout out to @ItsuOfficial in Wimbledon, who replaced the veggie sushi my daughter had bought but which had fallen through the bottom of an Itsu bag and hit the floor on her way home, without question. Great customer service and they made her very happy!

@Jeff_Tymer_ Oh dear

This is the most incredible news, a genuine revolution. I think it says it all about the sheer cruelty of the disease that the researchers cried as they gave the news. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@NeilSpyBarnett @ChelseaFC @FulhamFC A real presence on the pitch too, looks like a big game player as well.

Yeah, big talking point was the VAR decisions, but bloody hell, João Pedro is one heck of a player @ChelseaFC @FulhamFC

@Iram_Ramzan So are we defending their right to a private affair? Not sure their husband and wife feel that way.

✍️🏼 In the Internet age, nothing is private anymore. The Coldplay couple's public shaming shows we're all Big Brother now. Plus: aid agencies warn of mass starvation in Gaza. My latest newsletter 👇🏽 iramramzan.substack.com/p/coldplay-cou…

If you want to know what's going on at #WRC2025 @WorldRetail here's the link to all the news... worldretailcongress.com/latest-news

@TakesofAC_ No one was booing him. This is clickbait.

@VdykCFC Enough is enough but there is no point sacking the manager without the sporting directors going too. Four attempts to replace Tuchel. It’s a joke.

I’m convinced that Maresca is gone at the end of the season. Players look miserable and demotivated by his system Only issue is who tf do we bring in? It’ll be a waste of time if we give the SD’s a 4th shot at another manager…

@siphillipssport Sack him and the sporting directors now. It’s done, we need a lot better than this.

There is no doubt in my mind that a chunk of these players have downed tools under Maresca. I hate to see regular hiring and firing but I can’t see a scenario where he can stay past the summer now. Squad build is hideous we all know that, but the coach is also a problem.