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@VJKUTZ @KenRoth @JoJoFromJerz Is the New York Times not ‘the news’ ?

@KenRoth @JoJoFromJerz This is not my country. Killing innocent people, civilians. Most the people in America have no idea what this tyrant is doing. Our media has been bought & this doesn’t even make the news. I don’t know what it’s going to take to wake people the fuck up.

The US military reportedly committed a "double tap" strike in Iran. The "two strikes had hit the bridge around an hour apart, the second arriving while emergency responders were assisting the wounded," even though rescue workers are protected civilians. trib.al/KRzSayT

@OGCannaKingCA @michaelscherer @TheAtlantic

@michaelscherer You left out the key component that the $1m came from his dormant congressional campaign account. Lying by omission is still considered lying lady. These were NOT taxpayer dollars you POS. NEVER TRUST @TheAtlantic !

NEW: Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy transferred $1 million to a super PAC for his son-in-law. Months later, one of the nation's biggest GOP donors, whose company is regulated by DoT, matched the donation. My dive into the new ethics of DC. theatlantic.com/politics/2026/…

"Hey Ton'. The thing with the KitKats. I'ts done."

@benryanwriter Na man the Afroman stuff is incredible. The hero we need in these times

The other day I still didn’t know who Lindy West was. And as of right now, I’m blissfully ignorant of who Afroman is.

@MikeTruesdale5 @JKeynesAlpha

@JKeynesAlpha I was listening to you until we got to the point about bullying EU NATO allies to fix it. They're the ones with the most to lose. US is energy independent.

Start a war with no apparent plan or strategy other than hoping Iranian people will rise up (they didn’t). Bomb the crap out of everything (doesn’t work). Don’t plan for the closure of Hormuz (all oil stopped). Try to bully EU NATO allies to fix it (they won’t because they weren’t consulted and a month ago an invasion of Greenland was threatened in earnest now they hate the U.S.). Gulf states getting bombed (but not retaliating). Try to TACO (impossible because it’s a full on serious war now). Crash the markets and set up a stagflationary recession (gaslight everyone every 2 hours about how everything is great and it’s almost over and inside trade it with administration buddies). Say it’s over (it’s not). Say you will never put boots on the ground (you become another worse version of George W. Bush). Basically do the dumbest thing ever seen in the Middle East, screw it up royally, and leave everyone else holding the bag.

Do we laugh or cry??? It's insane that anyone would nominate her, let alone confirm her.

One of the great 21st-century comedies x.com/jazzisdeadco/s…

@TheCriticalDri1 Wait that counts as a rep lol

The single most DEI moment in sports history.

Brutal end but great season for canes man. What a turnaround

Purdue flopping like crazy man

Always a tv timeout before canes free throws lol

Typical officiating. Canes get called every time they play defense , meanwhile can’t a foul even when Purdue is hacking them to death

Fucking unbelievable no foul call

Shooting is … not good

@Lane_Kiffin In college Kiffin lost his job to a freshman & literally ran to dad. Left jobs on bad terms. Left Ole Miss for LSU & tried painting them as the bad guys Now at 50 subtweeting a QB who has more CFP wins in a season than he has in a career. Character is just what you do repeatedly

@johndlukacs @PeterSchorschFL

Con Air

Fun fact: Lou Holtz was fired by the University Of Arkansas after he filmed a commercial in support of segregationist US Senator Jesse Helms of North Carolina. To put it another way, Lou Holtz was too racist even for Arkansas.

Now that’s wrestling! @SS_SportsTalk @FrezkoMusic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Time to start giving Jai Lucas his flowers for year one at Miami. Hurricanes win at SMU tonight, to improve to 24-6 overall, 13-4 in the ACC and (unless my math is wrong) clinch a double-bye at the ACC Tourney. Best coaching job in America that NO ONE is talking about 😤😤

@AlexDonno Seminoles, Notre Dame, and now the Indiana motherfucking Hoosiers

Miami Hurricanes fans, what are your most hated teams/rivals in college football? Give them to me in order.