Raine Morris 🇺🇸

@LionsChoice @LionsChoice and @GioiasDeli needs to be a thing. A match made in heaven.

Explains why we haven’t had good movies in the last ten years.

@Bluezfc_ I believe this is The Life of David Gale

She offered herself for better grades… but when he refused, she turned the tables on him.” 🎬

we built the interstate highway system in 13 years and now it takes 11 years to permit a bike lane extension. something happened. i'm not saying what happened. you know what happened. we both know what happened

WHOLEY SHIT JEVON EVANS WHAT A STAR 🌟 #WWERaw

Teaching my daughter about payroll withholding She did chores all week so I owe her $10 I hand her $7 > this isn't $10 "right, I withheld the rest" > what does that mean "I kept $3 of your money" > but it's my money "It was your money" > what are you even doing with it? "Funding household infrastructure" > what "The roof over your head. The hallway you walk through to get to the bathroom. The door locks that keep strangers out" > you're charging me for the hallway "I'm charging you for access to the hallway. The hallway itself was a capital expenditure" > you're my dad. you're supposed to--- "I'm also your government" > what if I don't want to pay for the hallway "Then I can't guarantee the hallway" > it's a hallway. It's already there "For now" She asks what else the $3 covers "Meals, dispute resolution, nightlight maintenance" > dispute resolution? "When your brother takes your toys and I make him give them back. That's taxpayer funded" > that's just parenting "That's the Department of Justice" > what about meals. You already feed me "That's a social program. Not everyone qualifies" > I'm your daughter "Which is why you're currently enrolled" She wants to see where the money goes I tell her that would require a FOIA request > what's that "A form asking me to show you what I do with your money. Processing time is 6 to 8 weeks" > 6 weeks to see where my $3 went? "Could be longer. We're understaffed" > there's two of you She asks how she gets any of it back "It's already spent" > you spent my money already? "We had a budget shortfall" > you just took it 20 seconds ago "And the deficit existed 30 seconds ago. The timing worked out" > so I'm not getting it back "I didn't say that. You might qualify for a refund" > of my own money "Correct. You just have to fill out a form telling me how much you made" > you know how much I made. You paid me "Right but I need you to tell me how much I paid you" > so you already know the answer "The point is compliance" She asks what happens if she gets the number wrong "Penalty" > from the money I don't have because you already spent it? "We could set up a payment plan" > I'm 8 "Monthly installments. Very manageable" > you're going to penalize me for getting wrong a number you already know and then make me pay you back with money you took from me "Now you're getting it" > I want to talk to mom "Mom's not a qualified representative. She can't help you here" She stormed off to her room saying how this is extortion Slammed the door That's my little citizen I've never been more proud

@Beganovic2026 At Citypark you only have to spend $35 on glorified food truck food for one person. Total win!

City SC spends years working hard to curate amazing local food vendors at the stadium and get some coverage, meanwhile #STLCards are like for $29: a ticket & all you can eat everything and it’s literally dominating sports media country wide for a week now as greatest thing ever

@Steve_Reeb @TalkinBaseball_ @W2BDreMontez @Cardinals They just re-signed Oli until 2029. You can’t be serious. Or you’re not a fan.

@TalkinBaseball_ @W2BDreMontez THIS is forward thinking and will get fans in the seats. Love everything @Cardinals are doing. The recent past is done; the positivity and transparency bode well for the future.

The Cardinals are introducing a ticket package starting at $29 that includes bottomless soda, hot dogs, chicken tenders, bratwurst, nachos, fries, popcorn, peanuts, chips, and ice cream

LeBron never did that

To any future historians reading this, this era will make a lot more sense if you remember that every name is the opposite of what it really is. The antifascists are fascists, the antiracists are racists, the fact-checkers are propagandists, etc. Hopefully this has been fixed by your time.

@WWE wish I could watch SmackDown…

In the span of just one generation Democrats went from having pride in America at basically the same level as Republicans to now only 1/3 of Democrats feel that way. Republican numbers have held. What’s going on here?

BOUNCYYYY 🔥

@jprutherford Problem is, no moves will be made.

I get all of the frustration -- I do -- but with this roster this season, this is what you're going to get. The Blues did a lot of good things tonight and Nashville scored some great goals. But a team that coughed up a big lead in Detroit this season can't take ANYTHING for granted and has to be harder to play against. To continue to measure success before changes are made, however, is a lost cause. As a fan, you can only hope that the right moves are made. #stlblues

@BarstoolChief Cry harder.

I WANT SCHENN DEAD. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT

@Eric_Schmitt @WesleyBell4MO @RepAnnWagner @BobOnderMO

@HawleyMO can we have Congress look into the predatory actions Meta is taking on their advertising targeting which eliminates control advertisers have to control who, what, and where ads are being displayed. This is all under the guise of “automation” under the name Advantage+.

Man of questionable sanity ✅ Very polite pig ✅ Dancing parrot ✅ Curiously chill chicken✅

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@tombogert STL CITY 2 is better than the MLS squad.

In MLS news last night, St. Louis City had 43 (!!!) shots in a 1-1 draw against 10-man FC Dallas. Third-string GK Jacob Jackson had 13 saves, entering the game after Michael Collodi picked up a red card in the 16th minute.