Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly

Joe Rogan: “The whole Epstein thing is so crazy that no one’s gone to jail for that. No arrests, no one’s being brought in. Meanwhile, Comey is getting arrested for a photo of seashells that say 8647. This is a crazy thing to arrest someone for. It sets a crazy precedent”

Schulz: Conservative Twitter was funny when Dems are in charge. Now that Republicans are in charge, it's just whiny. It feels like too much propaganda. They went full soy boy

2 grass-fed steaks a day keeps the gays away. 🚫🏳️‍🌈

“So I’m working on this song called What A Wonderful World about how beautiful everything is.” “That’s great, Louis, that sounds really nice—“ “It’s the saddest song ever written. You’re gonna want to blow your brains out.”

Here are the FACTS.   On February 19, 2026, Buffalo Police Department alerted Border Patrol about a non-citizen in their custody.   Our agents confirmed that Mr. Shah Alam entered the United States as a refugee on December 24, 2024, and was not amenable to removal.   Border Patrol agents offered him a courtesy ride, which he chose to accept to a coffee shop, determined to be a warm, safe location near his last known address, rather than be released directly from the Border Patrol station.   He showed no signs of distress, mobility issues, or disabilities requiring special assistance.

VARNEY: You said the economists behind a NY Fed study that said 86% of tariff burdens falls on American businesses and consumers should be disciplined. What's your issue? HASSETT: Yeah, you know, I probably got a little emotional when I said that and I regret if the people who wrote the study feel like I personally attacked them. That was not my intent.

There is no "pro-vax cause." These are not two equal sides of a debate. This is a crisis of a country being held hostage by folk superstition, and it's killing children.

Jim Jordan: "You have a right to protest in the street, but that doesn't give you a right to go into the Capitol and disrupt Congress"

🚨 Andrew Tate MELTS DOWN over an old clip of him saying he's "too smart for books" going viral. He yells and spits everywhere through his oversized novelty teeth, thinking that lying about how rich and famous he is will effect anyone.

Candace on Charlie & psychic phenomena: "Charlie & I spoke a lot about his third eye. The street lamps that would go off when he would run. We spoke about the fact that we could both astral project."