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Let's hear him out on this one

MY SON GOT THE DENVER NUGGETS SUPREME, ARE YOU SHITTIN ME

HIPAA should include girlfriend’s askinghow much you have’ve to drink

I know I’m full unc now bc the only music I can relate to is the new @ActionBronson

they will never understand

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

Mexicans will call you a gay pussy if you dont drink beer and then they turn around and turn their beer into a fucking spicy candy soup and start licking and sucking red40 chamoy off the fucking can

Do you guys think Dianna Russini’s family is celebrating her today? 😬

to this day, this song activates me like i were a russian sleeper cell

Trap Dickey makes his TDE debut with ‘LA Nights’ sampling ‘Island In The Sun’ by Weezer from his latest project ‘The Ville’ 😮‍💨🔥 There’s no reason for this sample to work this well 😭

bar of the year?

Curren$y 2008-2016, j’en parlerais à mes petits-enfants.

he’s like a lab-generated wigger

@crawdadddiee Loser behavior

Devastating lack of men Venmo-ing me in recompense🫩

@FenwayAttendee Lame

No low ball offers, I know what I’ve got eBay.com/FenwayAttendee…

I mean honestly there’s no reason for them to stop doing this, it always works and there’s absolutely no repercussions.

The world’s richest man pretending to be his mom who loves him is the funniest and saddest thing I’ve ever seen.

I know billy corgan had to be smoking on some goofy ass wacko herb cause what the fuck you mean "the world is a campfire" ??

Man credits Giants kicker Younghoe Koo for saving his life after the kicker botched a field goal attempt against the New England Patriots. Mark Toothaker of Lexington, Kentucky, says he believes Koo saved his life. Toothaker says the wiff from Koo made him laugh so hard that he had a seizure. "I’ve never felt anything like this in my life. I felt like I got electrocuted," he said. Toothaker was then rushed from his home to the hospital. Following a CT scan, Toothaker says a "tennis-ball-sized tumor" was found on the side of his brain. The tumor was surgically removed, and Toothaker has no long-term damage, according to the AP. “[Koo] saved my life because it could’ve happened any other time. I wholeheartedly believe I was in the right spot at the right time, and he was the trigger for that happening. It was a miracle," he told the AP. "As tough as that thing was, as violent as that seizure was, I have no memory of it and I would find it hard to believe that I wouldn’t have hurt somebody or hurt myself if I would’ve been behind a wheel." Wild.

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