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@aliciavitarelli The "Walking Taco," is called a Frito Pie, and it was invented in New Mexico probably 60 years ago. Those guys just make it fancy.

@PHLCouncil What's it going to take to get the trash actually picked up on trash day? Literally over half of the time they skip us.

@RealJamesWoods Proof there is no God.

Thank God for President Trump and his Cabinet.

Theory of the Day: The @RealCandaceO attack on @MrsErikaKirk is designed to get Erika sympathy and to legitimize her while feeding the wing-nuts some red meat.

@Bubblebathgirl @HQNewsNow He makes more than his actual salary in what he charges the government just for golf carts every year. Yeah... Real generous...

@HQNewsNow President Trump is generous. Democrat politicians are greedy. They steal from the American people and do insider trading.

Trump: You know what? I don't even talk about this much. There's never been a president that waived his salary. I get no credit for it. Nobody ever writes about it

Congrats @amazonfiretv on an app update that makes it difficult to use your favorite apps and won't let @HBO actually load.

@philly311 Just curious. What's it going to take to get them to pick up the trash from last Monday and the recycling from last Thursday. Multiple reports sent in and y'all keep saying it's done when it isn't.

@emptywheel @StephenM The guys we've seen may have Hispanic names, but they're as white as I am.

I increasingly think the masks are NOT ABOUT doxing at all, but to hide the extent to which @StephenM has sent heavily armed, masked Latino men to murder white people, which is what happened in MN.

Thus far, DOJ had to drop one doxing charge bc ... there was no doxing, and the recent case they falsely claimed WAS doxing, was not doxing of a cop (and not charged as doxing at all), and was largely the same shit Libs of Tik Tok does every day. So ... maybe you should charge Libs, @HarmeetKDhillon, rather than lying about there BEING doxing cases.

Who's excited to see Green Day tomorrow?

@WhiteHouse Our stock market is underperforming compared to those in Europe, and much of the gains here are because of a drop in the buying power of the dollar.

Trust in Trump. 💸

“I did that. I did that.” Yesterday at the National Prayer Breakfast, President Trump ad-libbed a “sir” story about how, with just “one phone call,” he personally got Sudan to release a persecuted Christian from prison. But she was actually freed during the Obama administration in 2014. A year before Trump even became a candidate, more than two before he became president. There is no sign he was responsible in any way. The White House wouldn’t even try today to explain how he supposedly was. Hat tip to @jackmjenkins for spotting this one before me. My story: cnn.com/2026/02/06/pol…

Dear @amazonfiretv . Here's a crazy idea. Update the apps when I'm not using them instead of interrupting what I'm watching to ask if I want to update.

James Comer spent every day for 2 years and millions of US taxpayer dollars trying to link Joe Biden to Hunter’s appointment to the Burisma board in 2014, but has zero interest in UAE putting $500 million into Trump’s crypto company then getting advanced AI chips from the US.

Now I know why Minnesota!

@IwriteOK needs to do episodes on Tony Alame. Talk about a bastards with a crazy story.

Shout out to the top 5 ments in the world, base, apart, Arrested Develop, Terms of Endear and the 25th Amend.

WATCH — @dank: “$30 BILLION for 10,000 more ICE agents… that would cover all the ACA subsidies for a year. It would eliminate all medical debt. Trump is making it easier to kill people than keep people alive.”

@MollyJongFast What if the Epstein files are the distraction?

What if this is all just to distract from the Epstein files?

@atrupar Jesus

Schumer as a major American metro is being brutally occupied by Trump goons: "The affordability crisis will be our focus throughout 2026 because that's what the American people are demanding"

@nickberoxbe1989 @LAGovJeffLandry You pay for Twitter

I am signing the extradition paperwork to bring this California doctor to justice. Louisiana has a zero tolerance policy for those who subvert our laws, seek to hurt women, and promote abortion. I know Gavin Newsom supports abortion in all its forms, but that doesn’t work in Louisiana. We are unapologetically pro-life. Thank you, @AGLizMurrill!