Ruth Davidson

@clare_olivia_ Is this part of Josh's bedtime jazz? Also would like to know your white noise stats this year...

Apparently I’m in the top 0.5% of listeners to Ella Fitzgerald. My coolness knows no bounds…

@TomDavidson09 Can we clarify this is not our Dad.

“What did you do during the pandemic dad?” “Well I found wearing a mask ‘severely distressing’, so I put dozens if not hundreds of people at needless risk!”

Hi @StagecoachNE can you please direct me to where I can make a complaint and enquiry. Thank you.

@clare_olivia_ This is so Jane. What could you possibly be late for in the village?!

The “I’m in a slight hurry so I’ll alternate walking and jogging just slightly ahead of you even though we’re going to the same place” trot from my mother 👇

@TomDavidson09 Because everyone WFH on a Friday

Thursdays are the new Fridays? Absolutely teeming outside The Sugarloaf…

Is it an art show is it faulty lights

@happyas86 @epsom_sthelier Hope you and bump are ok my love.

@clare_olivia_ @katedavidson14 I don't think twitter is ready for this Skelt. Let's take it back to WhatsApp.

@katedavidson14 @RVDavo Lidl’s finest!

My contribution for the day, @RVDavo. This is an appropriate way to eat, right?

Mid-afternoon snack plate a la @clare_olivia_ , your feedback please. (This is essentially adding another meal to the day isn't it?)

@RJWeir Oh what a niche tweet (but I get ya)

What I wouldn’t give for JCT contracts to be editable and not to have to sit with amendments in a separate document trying to work out where wording is meant to slot in

@clare_olivia_ Live for these snack plate flat lays

Just a casual little autumnal afternoon snack plate for one…

@andy_brown4430 @SELFESTEEM___ @wylambrewery I got this via a friend Andy, end of the month I think

Thought the labourer shifting soil and gravel at my house today could do with a little motivation via @clare_olivia_ (milk and 2 obviously ☕)

@hannahtrev @katedavidson14 hit this girl up please!

Location, location, location: I'm in Sheffield for a wee while to try it out for size. Any recommendations of places to go, people to meet and food to eat are much appreciated! I'm still working for PEN just not in London.

@clare_olivia_ @sianwatson I had also clocked the #numbers Sian, we are not worthy of following you

@sianwatson Mind. Blown! I don’t think I’ve got that number cumulative

I asked Timothee Chalamet about any Wonka secrets and he said I “need to get a golden ticket” 😌 #DuneMovie

Just a touch harsh that the guy who came to see me at the self checkout said so firmly "you didn't need to get your ID out" #clearlyover25

@clare_olivia_ @TomDavidson09 @hannahtrev I almost did the same gals. It's perhaps not a bad thing that you're not on twitter enough to get the latest trend with the 🚩

@TomDavidson09 @hannahtrev Oh. We didn’t get it Han.

Season 2 of The Wire is the worst 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

@KrissNufc12 @handsom83686717 @jamiereuben @NUFC @ghodoussi @PIF_en Kriss, please don't tweet shit like this about women in the name of football. It's not funny and it causes more problems than the few lols you think you might generate. If that is your son in your picture I hope you teach him better.

Historic day at a historic club - so proud to be representing @NUFC with amanda/ @ghodoussi and @PIF_en

@sianwatson Before I opened the full picture I thought this was the world's coolest sky scraper

My brother got me an extendable fork for my birthday.