RYTHMIC RIOT

What's a movie you think won't survive today?

@TaraBull StayPuft

What's her rap name?

@unusual_whales What better place to start than Government Motors

JUST IN: The Pentagon has approached automakers and other American manufacturers about playing a larger role in weapons production, per WSJ

@LibertyCappy Lots of good choices. But I'd rather not be forced to finance my own demise. So the IRS is the best option

What are you deleting first?

🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump says he has agreed and he will suspend bombing of Iran for two weeks calling it a double-sided ceasefire conditioned on reopening the Strait of Hormuz

BREAKING: Anthropic's new model, Claude Mythos, is so powerful that it is not releasing it to the public, per NYT, Instead, it is starting a 40-company coalition, Project Glasswing, to allow cybersecurity defenders a head start in locking down critical software.

A Tale of Two Catturds

In February Gunther Eagleman promised “$1.50 gas” after Trump invaded Venezuela. Today, he said he would accept higher gas prices because Trump is standing up to Iran. These people are shameless idiots.

@LauraLoomer @PamBondi Laura's way to save face and give Bondi's 🍑 a little kiss 💋. None of us forget you insulting and degrading the AG all of last year and you think a cute lil' post makes up for it all. Terrible. 🧾 x.com/LauraLoomer/st…

@unusual_whales This boomer fuck literally just said there's no inflation

BREAKING: Trump addresses the nation. Listen here: x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@ClownWorld Seeing a black kid recording a white woman getting stomped out by police was not on my bingo card.

@DeeWestMoney @TaraBull

@TaraBull He must have cheated on her. Women don’t get mad for no reason.

A man allowed his Ex to use his Tesla to move out some of her belongings. This is what surveillance video caught

@not__vee It's the bifurcation of those who respond to every action of the Trump administration. Criticize Trump, get called Muhammad. Agree with Trump, get called a zionist. Trying to look at each situation individually appears to be unthinkable.

What's happening with The QUartering? Link In the profile to avoid the algorythm!

🚨#BREAKING: A Secret Service agent accidentally shoots himself in the leg while escorting Jill Biden at Philadelphia International Airport

@michaelmalice Exactly! Who's fuckin up the language algorithm?

I cant be the only one out here who gets triggered when autocorrect "fixes" a correctly spelled word into what it thinks I mean Specifically I don't know why it believes that I would prefer to write about valves over calves

Conservatives and Republicans, wake the hell up. Stop letting political grifters, keyboard warriors, panicans and professional doomers brainwash you with their toxic, self-sabotaging garbage. Their pitch is pure idiocy: “Don’t vote, that’ll really stick it to the system, the swamp, the establishment, etc.” By not voting, you’re not sticking it to anyone except your own side. You’re handing the keys to the radicals who hate everything America stands for, open borders, weaponized government, economic insanity, cultural erosion, while they laugh and consolidate power. Vote like your life depends on it, because it damn well does.

@unlimited_ls "Where's Arnie?"

NEW: Teen plunges to his death after scaling a sealed-off cell phone tower in New York City while trying to take a photo for social media Timothee Englund, 16, died after falling from an enclosed tower at Bushwick Inlet Park in Williamsburg He fell about 15 feet from the top of the structure, which was surrounded by a chain-link fence with a gap that allowed access Police responded to a 911 call and transported him to Bellevue Hospital in critical condition He was unconscious and unresponsive before later dying from his injuries

@rawsalerts Maybe she should consider MAID

🚨#BREAKING: According to reports United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spent roughly $19,000 from campaign funds toward psychiatric services.

@TaraBull Can't wait for one of these to fail resulting in an injury...

New 'smart' plates make them easy to switch