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@musclecarsau @JeremyClarkson Haha, sorry darling, you're not my type. I like classy women.

Oh dear. I’ve rather put my foot in it. In a column I wrote about Meghan, I made a clumsy reference to a scene in Game of Thrones and this has gone down badly with a great many people. I’m horrified to have caused so much hurt and I shall be more careful in future.

@jspencer7371 @piersmorgan If you're talking about Piers Morgan and Jeremy Clarkson, the world agrees with you.

Comparing themselves to Mandela is so horribly insulting & disrespectful. He was incarcerated in a 6x6 cell for 27yrs, they were incarcerated in palatial royal homes for 18 months.

@StVitusDance @piersmorgan If by terrorists you mean people who rise up against British colonialism, brace yourself, because there will be a lot more of them soon. And about time. And once the Commonwealth is done, your beloved royal family wont be far behind. 🥳

@piersmorgan Shhhhh they'll skip the bit about his terrorist activities too .....

@jukusenuattionu @piersmorgan I was just about to say exactly this. You're such a twat Piers, wind your fucking neck in, the world hates you enough already.

@piersmorgan @PiersUncensored @TalkTV 1) Yes 2) Yes 3) No 3) Yes

Tonight, I’ll ask four big questions: 1) Should the Royals apologise to the Sussexes? 2) Should ambulance workers go on strike? 3) Should we bring back the British stiff upper lip? 4) Should footballers stick to football? Tune into @PiersUncensored @TalkTV at 8pm.

@PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @TalkTV No Piers, if many people die, we will still support their right to strike, we will place 100% of the blame on the government. And if they change the laws to ban striking, people will just change careers to ones with fsir oay which allow striking.

"Both the unions and the Government are doing an emergency disservice to British patients, and they have every right to demand better. "Lives depend on it." Piers Morgan addresses the health sector strikes set to ruin Christmas for many. @piersmorgan | @TalkTV | #PMU

@halesini @corbet65 @dave43law @JeremyClarkson I hope they do give him a knighthood, because it would probably trigger the end of the commonwealth and consequently the end of the royal family.

@corbet65 @dave43law @JeremyClarkson Of course he knows it. Murdoch pays him to be a racist thug. It’s that simple. In a perfect world Clarkson gets sacked for such outlandish bollocks. Sadly in this one no doubt it’s probably a promotion and a knighthood. This country is completely fucked.

@Malley12O @Deejayatkins @TASCHEN @Tesco @AmazonUK @NOW I hope they give him a knighthood, because it would trigger the end of the Commonwealth, which would eventually bring an end to the royal family.

@Deejayatkins @TASCHEN @Tesco @AmazonUK @NOW He may have said it,but the sun published it,it says way more about the Sun than it does Jeremy Clarkson. Do I take issue with what he said? No I think he should be given a knighthood for at least being honest about that lying bitch!

Urgh, the Sun is so hateful. Advertisers on this article include the lovely @TASCHEN publishers, plus @Tesco @AmazonUK and @NOW Please #StopFundingHate

@Spencer_69 @JeremyClarkson Dont be shy, ask him out. You can watch that scene together and beat each other off.

@JeremyClarkson I thought your comments were not far wide of the mark, I even watched the seen on Game of Thrones again to see if I agreed, I do.

@1LightwaveTech @elonmusk @wholemars The guy who bombed more countries than any other president? (Slow hand clap)

@elonmusk @wholemars Should Former President Barack Obama Be the next CEO of Twitter?

@abdw_30 @JeremyClarkson Wouldn't surprise me if this actually happens, because I'd imagine most Commonwealth countries are probably thinking about leaving after watching the Harry and Meghan documentary.

@JeremyClarkson "Imagine giving this man a battalion and some like-minded officers and sending them off to the colonies on a 'civilizing' mission." /cont

@JeremyClarkson If I told the world about the game of thrones scenes I wanked off to, I dont think my family would ever speak to me again (especially if it was that scene 😅), so good luck with your daughter, because its going to take a long time for her to get that image out of her head.

@_BRCooper @RossADixon @JeremyClarkson He wanks off to that scene because its the only way he get still get it up.

@RossADixon @JeremyClarkson I don't think he literally wants to do that. I think he was using the scene from GoT as a colorful example of the level of contempt that he has for her.

@JeremyClarkson Too late. You're an embarrassment to this country and your daughter and just a vile man. I used to like you, not any more.

@piersmorgan Haha,nice try, but no, you'll always be a cunt.

Thanks to everyone who sent me this meme. It’s so horribly mean that I may burst into tears and throw all my toys out of the pram. On a positive note, the people mocking me will then be forced to celebrate my vulnerability, emotional fragility & victimhood and I’ll become a hero!

@elonmusk If you step down I'm just going to delete Twitter like I've deleted Facebook. I'm sick of big tech companies trying to take power by influencing elections and censoring opinions that aren't their own.

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.