Rage_Squid1 🇵🇸

Bi lesbians are valid and if u Think otherwise unfollow me and reconsider your life choices. Us queers survive together or die divided,if we cannot keep a united front in the face of our life being legislated away because some of you feel like playing identity cop we will all die

this is how it starts again…

kumpel hat heute freundin heiratsantrag gemacht und ich guck letsplaymarkus tomodachi life part 23

Wait how do we know he didn't die of celiac disease

Baking soda is a such a lazy narrative crutch. Oh wow the stuff that gets out stains can also put out grease fires and be used as a toothpaste, isn't that convenient.

brave solider on his noble horse

I met a well-known real estate developer this weekend and he told me that he is worth over $100 million, I asked him how liquid he is. He told me he is two months behind on his kids tuition.

Guys I thought the English used to exaggerate but I’m here rn and I’m being so serious the heat feels so much higher than the number 😭😭

Hint: Xi purged the PLA of old boomer generals with younger and more talented ones with the necessary aggression to win a war. Putin probably should have done the same before his SMO.

Lab partner telling me theyre nonbinary like thats great thawg do u mind mixing the bicarbonate tho its gonna precipitate

slowly getting rid of public transportation while gas prices just continue to creep up…mmmm

reading about Metternich for like an hour, then discarding him as "[within a Leninist framework] at best a naïve enabler of monopolistic imperial states" and hoping my professor is okay with that because i do not have enough word count for more

grad in so ner hippie linken wg oder so keine ahnung aufjedenfall sind hier alle nackt und ficken und irgendwie is das geil

A boomer Democrat attacking the left from his death bed is generational commitment to the bit.

once again. the SNL cast is so white that they have to pull a cameo just to parody someone

If I had been taught in primary school that Amelia Earhart died because men ignored dozens of distress calls from her, that would've been a lot more helpful to my life than growing up scared of the Bermuda Triangle. smh

My stoner neighbor just sent me this