Raider Joe 🏴‍☠️

Like clockwork #RaiderNation

April Fools?

@KennyKing_Jr It’s gonna be funny when he doesn’t wear number 15

Someone went on DHGate and customized a Fernando Mendoza Raiders jersey because the Raiders are drafting him.

@XIIXIXI777 @wizardB4hero @aliceklls Not food grade poppy seeds, it’s used more as placebo. If they were unwashed and raw then sure.

@RaiderJoeLV @wizardB4hero @aliceklls Pretty sure its easy to accidentally overdose on it since dose is inconsistent

How to get high no weed no pills

@XIIXIXI777 @wizardB4hero @aliceklls I used to work at a grocery store and refill these gravity bins that you could buy stuff by the pound. We had 2 bins of poppy seeds due to how frequently people would buy them. Learned it was because people would use it to curb their withdrawals from heroine.

@wizardB4hero @aliceklls Its real as long as poppy seeds not washed u can get opium of it or eat some other part of thr plant to get high. Its legal to grow opium poppy in the uk i think illegal to grow it to get high or get high of it

@srchilaquilles You make a very, VERY valid point here 😂

@RaiderJoeLV No one asked the question if anyone cared

$143.75

@Graham_SFN Raiders, A’s, Warriors, All California College teams

Is it weird that I’m a fan of the 49ers, A’s, Warriors, Cal? It seems most 49ers fans are Giants, Stanford, Warriors. What are your teams?

@CanRaidersWin Outside of round 1 and being unable to overpay for all the ones that signed to big deals this isn’t that bad of a draft.

@PypMunyun @PFF_College 3-3 63.6% 124/195 8 TDs | 3 INTs 93.4 Passer Rating

@PFF_College Now do Ty Pickson

Fernando Mendoza in Ranked Games Last Season: 🔴 6-0 🔴 90.4 PFF Grade 🔴 73% Completion Rate 🔴 15 TDs | 2 INTs 🔴 130.7 Passer Rating

@2duck4apenny @Enesi_digital @HaterReport @tjblushes This is a year long recovery probably more in warriors terms the way they conserve their players.

@Enesi_digital @HaterReport @tjblushes You are clueless. This is just a patellar dislocation you just need to pop it back in and let it heal for atleast 2 months

Moses Moody just suffered a horrific non-contact knee injury on a fast break dunk. Prayers

@SKithiyon56925 @SportsCenter A perfect bracket realistically can happen once every 300 billion years. So, idk if it’s an expert problem or humans just can’t find the happy mix of ball knowledge and eeny meenie miney moe strategies.

@SportsCenter So millions of “experts” fill out brackets every year and a bunch of random upsets still destroy almost all of them.

THE STREAK IS OVER at 43-1 😱 The final perfect bracket goes down along with Virginia as just 28.89% of brackets had Tennessee going to the Sweet 16 🍿

@st4rvingpeach Half an apple + peanut butter: 425-460 calories Carrot, half a cucumber + ranch: 285-350 Cereal bowl full of mixed nuts: 1200-1800 Mixed berries + marshmallow cream cheese dip: 240-350 Total: 2,150-2,960 Medium to large slice of cheese cake: 350-700 calories Propaganda.

that whole bowl of nuts is NOT 150 cals

@CanRaidersWin 22 year old rookie quarterbacks tend to not play well

I’m uncomfortable. That’s my QB

Steph, Seth, and Dell Curry’s career 3 pointers made are more than Ray Allen, Reggie Miller, and Scottie Pippen’s combined 3s made. 6,527 6,511 #KnowBall

@_Zeets I mean, bench really couldn’t hold it down for 2 minutes of playing time in the middle of each half??

If they die, they die.

@KuhnTristen @nickyezzi1 I’m only off one from High Point. Still have 2 upsets to fulfill today with VCU and Texas. Hopefully I get 1 of 2 or hopefully every underdog wins out and total chaos wins

@RaiderJoeLV @nickyezzi1 I’m perfect right now but I’m betting in 3 hours that changes

Duke not having fun today

@KuhnTristen @nickyezzi1 I have them losing in the championship game to Arizona lol. At least I got TCU right

@RaiderJoeLV @nickyezzi1 I had them losing elite 8 this is gonna hurt

@nickyezzi1 @KuhnTristen *everybody’s bracket

@KuhnTristen Rip my bracket

@softboywin I bought a legit alarm clock that goes “AEHH AEHH AEHH AEHH AEHH” after this happened to me twice in a week

apple alarm want you to be unemployed