Ralph Hartman

@choptopmoseley @AshySlasheeDB Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.

@AshySlasheeDB Lick my plate, you dog d*ck

What is your favourite line from any Horror Film... Groovy

@Variety Don't know what the fuck you were watching but I just finished it and thought it was a great way to end his show.

'The Late Show With Stephen Colbert' Series Finale Was a Letdown: TV Review variety.com/2026/tv/news/l…

@mor100 The director's cut is a pretty good film though.

It destroyed all the magnificence of "Aliens" in the first five minutes. A lot of talented people were involved, but it, by my estimation, was a MASSIVE misstep.

@Drinky_time @Variety You can still go fuck yourself

@RalphHartman @Variety I’m right bitch

Has #StephenColbert’s push into politics hurt the late-night format? Late-night was never supposed to play to a particular type of audience: #JohnnyCarson made fun of politicians, but mostly their public goofs, not their policies. #JayLeno rarely became political. And #DavidLetterman feuded with politicians but not over what they did in Washington. In 2026, late-night shows are a wholly different creation. “These shows were built to be vaudeville in the box in your living room,” says professor Dannagal Young, who studies political satire and the media preferences of liberals and conservatives. “They were a place to watch jugglers and clowns and funny people doing impressions. They were not made for this.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lHirU

@Drinky_time @Variety Definitely the best way to get your point across is to insult the person you're replying to. Go fuck yourself man.

@RalphHartman @Variety And bush too bozo. I know it’s hard for you guys not to understand how not be mindless shill.

@therealkimj My feet feel like blocks of ice in the winter time though if I don't sleep with socks on

sleeping with socks on is a sign of being demonic

@braves2430 Add an extra 30 hours to that and bump the price up to 500K so I can at least watch all of Sons of Anarchy in it's entirety.

Which show are You choosing? 👀

@WrestlerHauser Bobby Heeanan Roddy Piper Eddie Guerrero Dusty Rhodes

What 4 wrestlers, no longer living, would you wanna have together for a dinner party? I’m gonna go Owen Hart Bray Wyatt Roddy Piper Randy Savage Honorable mention to Brodie Lee (fun personality; smart worker) and Chris Benoit (find out his mental/emotional state)

@AnnieFuckinCruz Either Velocipastor or Llamageddon since they are only 70 minutes long and I'd get through the 100 viewings faster

@aigkenham If Adam and Eve only had 2 sons Cain and Abel does that mean that all 3 of them were fucking Eve to continue the human race?

God created the first man and woman, two genders, and the first marriage—a man and a woman.

@Michael_Fabiano You have extremely shitty taste in music then

Zero of these bands are in my top 10. I know. Weird.

@Variety How can someone who is supposed to be extremely smart be this fucking stupid?

Elon Musk is doubling down on his criticisms against Christopher Nolan’s #TheOdyssey, claiming the director’s diverse casting choices were made to meet #Oscars eligibility requirements. “Who specifically is the asshole who added DEI lies to Academy Awards eligibility instead of it just being about making the best movie?” he asked. “Chris Nolan desecrated ‘The Odyssey’ so that he would be eligible for an Academy Award.” variety.com/2026/film/news…

@EW Why should anyone give a fuck that Elon Musk is upset about something?

Elon Musk is still upset about the 'The Odyssey,' calling out writer-director Christopher Nolan and its stars Lupita Nyong'o and Elliot Page on social media. ew.com/elon-musk-blas…

@shandathapanda At least you have the new season of Devil May Cry to watch on Netflix today

sorry to all of my anime bfs for straying to like a man IRL plz forgive me

@Variety Looks like I'll only have 2 shows to watch on Fox in the fall and they're both on Sunday night from 8-9

Fox has revealed its fall TV schedule and is saving "THe Masked Singer," "Baywatch reboot and "Family Guy" for midseason. MONDAY 8 p.m. “Celebrity Name That Tune” 9 p.m. “Celebrity Weakest Link” TUESDAY 8 p.m. “Best Medicine” 9 p.m. “Doc” WEDNESDAY 8 p.m. “The Floor” 9 p.m. “99 To Beat” THURSDAY 8 p.m. “Hell’s Kitchen” 9 p.m. “Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test” FRIDAY 8 p.m. “Fox College Football Friday” SATURDAY 7 p.m. “Fox Sports Saturday” SUNDAY 7 p.m. NFL On Fox / The OT / Fox Animation Encores 8 p.m. “The Simpsons” 8:30 p.m. “Animal Control” 9 p.m. “Universal Basic Guys” 9:30 p.m. “Grimsburg” variety.com/2026/tv/news/f…

@Sylvia_Adams99 @donwnyc1979 @ColbyMannionNJ I'm winning just fine. I'm pretty sure that Mikie Sherrill is winning greatly as well.

@RalphHartman @donwnyc1979 @ColbyMannionNJ Everyone lost in this case There are no winners in this last election

🚨New Jersey is LOSING residents FAST.🚨 Since 2022, nearly 20,000 taxpayers have left NJ, costing the state an estimated $2.56 BILLION in taxable income. Why? ⚡ Electricity bills up 55% in 5 years 💰 One of America’s highest tax burdens 🏠 Sky-high cost of living People aren’t leaving New Jersey because they want to. They’re leaving because they can’t afford it anymore.

@Michael_Fabiano You're easily one of the worst Yankees fans on all of social media. Go cheer for one of your local teams instead.

Same old, same old.

@donwnyc1979 @ColbyMannionNJ That fucking asshole Jack Ciattarelli was demolished by 14%. The election wasn't rigged or stolen. You people are just too stupid to accept that you lost fair and square.

@ColbyMannionNJ the 500,000 phantom vote dump last Nov. sealed the fate of NJ, & is now much like Hochul- Mandami in NY. Ciattarelli would've steered the Garden State to pro-biz, Low-Tax DeSantis type governance. So sad a TDS numbskull was placed in NJ by yet another rigged, stolen election.

@ColbyMannionNJ If you don't like it then move the fuck out. Don't take care. Hope to see you never.