Meidas Rick 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦

@mtgreenee Issues that used to matter to Republicans 🔺️Inflation 🔺️Gas prices 🔺️Debt Ceiling 🔺️Back the Blue 🔺️Law and Order Issues that matter now 🔺️Drag Queens 🔺️Simping for Putin 🔺️Defense of 2x impeached Florida crime boss #StormyWeather #IndictmentsAreComing

@MysterySolvents "Hey, big bro Junior! Want to shoot this horse for me? I just crushed my balls against its hump when it suddenly stopped."

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@AFellaNamedGus @LauraLoomer Trump gave Melania a trip to Rome for her birthday. Justin Trudeau gave her pasties and tassels.

@LauraLoomer How is that classy you escaped mental clinic patient?

First Lady Melania Trump will be spending her 55th birthday today at Pope Francis’s funeral. Such a classy woman.

@emptywheel Weird vibes of "never surrender"

This is the kind of thing a 12-year old boy post to make his budding masculinity feel better.

@patriottakes The conspiracy three toes meets her latest cuck

Is it a wine tasting show?

@RepMTG Maybe Pope Franciscus will work the saintly miracle Trump prayed for and give you 5 toes on each foot

It’s over.

@OANN @georgesantos @mattgaetz Mr Gaetz should be following Mr Santos for human trafficking

GEORGE SANTOS FEARS RETALIATION FROM MS-13 AND OTHER GANGS IF SENT TO PRISON Former U.S. Congressman and Host of “Pants on Fire” @georgesantos tells @MattGaetz he “absolutely” fears retaliation from MS-13 and other Chilean gangs, saying “it’s like putting a hen in a fox hole.”

@RonFilipkowski When will @RepMTG QMarge follow her buddy?

What a long, strange trip it’s been.

@EricTrump There's a higher probability of the Simpsons than the old man running in 2028.

@ksorbs A shirtless man in a vest is not Hercules

An activist in robes is not a judge. conservativebrief.com/bondi-boasberg…

@JournalistReal One is dead from secret covid.

Whatever happened to these two lunatics?

@JaredEMoskowitz Silly boy, everyone knows Marge leaves hell in capable hands with her drunken cuckold Brian Glenn when she's off chasing Jewish Space Lasers

If you are here, who is running hell?

@mattgaetz Suburban women don't want you to live anywhere near their underage daughters. Or sons that resemble pre-pubescent Nestor.

The suburban women who voted Democrat in 2018…and Trump in 2024 don’t want to live anywhere near Abrego Garcia.

@TristanSnell Next Defense Srcretary will be Governor/Senator/Pope Kari Lake. Or if Trump stays true to himself, will replace an alcoholic DOD Secretary with Judge Wine-in-a-box Jeanine Piro.

BREAKING - TRUMP IS DUMPING HEGSETH The White House is already searching for new Secretary of Defense This comes after new bombshell that Hegseth had a 2nd Signal group texting US air strike plans with his wife, brother, and personal lawyer Looks like Pete's days are numbered

@acnewsitics Heaven has pearly gates like Noah built a boat and went to Africa for lions, India for elephants, Australia for kangaroos, America for buffalo and Canada for polar bears to fill it up.

Heaven’s gates weren’t built to keep immigrants out — they were built to keep racists from pretending they belong inside.

@jimstewartson Correction: yesterday, JD Vance met the Pope. Hours later, the Pope is dead. Someone needs to look for novichok poisoning.

JD Vance was an atheist undergrad at Yale when he met Peter Thiel, who had been recruited into Opus Dei at Stanford. 8 years later, Thiel gave Vance $15 million & Rumble stock to run for Senate and convert to Catholicism. Yesterday, JD met the Pope… mind-war.com/p/catholic-cou…

@patriottakes Melania blowing her imaginary Justln Trudeau at the same time.

Trump blowing a whistle at the White House Egg Roll

@MysterySolvents Sean Spicer,it's Easter so why are you wearing the Rudolph costume instead of a bunny one?

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@MysterySolvents Melania's naked body from memory the last time he saw it in 2005.

What is Trump drawing?

@MysterySolvents "I hope they never find the Signal chats where I dispatched JD Vance to kill the Pope.

What is Pete Hegseth whispering to his wife?

@MysterySolvents Cricket's ashes and Corey Lewandowski's dick pics.

What’s in Kristi Noem’s stolen handbag?