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If you hunt, You're a cunt. #WorldPoetryDay2018 (I accidentally unpinned my original 🤦‍♂️)

And just like that, it’s completely VANISHED from the media. A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children. Lets make this viral again 👇

Oh!

The ‘worst champions of all time’ who are ‘lucky to win it’ have just finished with a healthy 7 point lead at the top ahead of ‘the greatest manager of all time’. Just so you’re all aware.

Spurs players celebrating like they’ve won the World Cup, kissing the badge and singing “we are staying up.” On the same day we lift the PL trophy. Do not ever compare these clubs again.

@paddypower Are Spurs having a parade for 17th? I mean, to dare is to do 😂😂

FULL-TIME: Spurs 1-0 Everton. INCREDIBLE SCENES IN NORTH LONDON AS SPURS RETAIN THE 17TH-PLACE TROPHY!

Chelsea currently closer on points to Wolves than Arsenal. Is that what a billion quid buys you these days?

@xBurnzyx @paddypower Are Spurs having a parade for 17th? I mean to dare is to do.....😂😂

@paddypower @RandomGooner74 Celebrating winning 17th for back to back seasons…..😂😂😂😂

@AndyBurnhamGM @PeterStefanovi2 Never known anyone blow his own trumpet as much as Andy Burnham. It's the 'me, myself, and I' show. Not that you could call it a 'trumpet', more a figurative, toy, tin whistle.

In 2009, when I was Health Secretary, I took an on-the-spot decision at my MP’s surgery to go to Libya to help Sarah, a mum from Hindley, find her daughter. I have always used whatever influence I have for the benefit of people here - and I always will. WATCH the full story.👇🏻

Residents in Greece added cat ladders to buildings - helping street cats escape traffic and rest safely on rooftops.

Labour promised to recruit 8,500 more mental health workers Labour has delivered on that promise three years early

Your daily reminder that Burnham left himself out of Westminster. He was in Westminster, didn't get what he craved, so left. Please stop this nonsense. #wato

Farage must resign. Now.

Very honest from Reform on #bbcpnw. Clear they would REPEAL the Renters Rights Act. This would mean: 😬 The return of no fault evictions 🫣 no challenge to rent increases 😲 Removal of the decent home standard for private renters Reform UK are not on the side of renters.

@ZiaYusufUK Thats why FarawayFarage has a 65%+ absentee rate from parliamentary voting, then.

🚨Important policy announcement: Britain was built on the hard graft of people who go the extra mile. A Reform government will ABOLISH income tax on hours worked beyond 40 hours a week, for incomes below £75,000 a year. It’s time to REWARD hard work, not punish it! 🇬🇧

🚨📊| THE STAT THAT DEFINES ARSENAL'S TITLE-WINNING SEASON.🏆 Across 61 matches in all competitions, Arsenal have been behind for just 403 minutes. That's it. To put that into perspective, the Gunners have played 5,490 minutes of football this season and spent only 7.3% of that time trailing. Even more astonishing? ▫️ Arsenal have trailed by 2+ goals for just 26 minutes ALL SEASON. Those 26 minutes came in the Carabao Cup Final. Not in the Premier League. Not in the Champions League. Not across a gruelling 61-game campaign. Just 26 minutes. In the Premier League, Arsenal have spent only 8.6% of match time behind on the scoreboard, the second-best record in the division. This is what elite control looks like. While other teams rely on comebacks, chaos and moments of magic, Arsenal's dominance starts much earlier: 🔸 Rarely fall behind 🔸 Rarely lose control of games 🔸 Relentless defensive structure 🔸Elite game management 🔸 Consistent for 90 minutes The biggest compliment you can give Mikel Arteta's Arsenal isn't that they win. It's that they almost never allow opponents to dictate terms. For years, critics said Arsenal lacked mentality. Now they're one of the hardest teams in Europe to put behind, let alone beat. This isn't luck. This is coaching. This is structure. This is control. This is a champion's mentality. 🏆

I'm a Mancunian and he's not my Andy or our Andy. He is Andy's Andy, In it for himself. He does not represent me in any way

Nigel Farage's Reform UK handed almost £15m by offshore millionaires - while patriotic Brits pay taxes mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

It’s also a bit weird for a bloke who wasn’t even an MP when Labour won their landslide less than two years ago to swan in and become Prime Minister. All feels a bit amateur.

Bloke that was sacked at the 11th hour by the Tories because he sent dick pics to councillors. Standing next to the woman who gets angry when she sees black people on TV. Standing next to the bloke who posted a whole host of creepy misogyny, homophobia and hate on his deleted and suspended accounts. Reform UK is a circus.