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@SpencerHakimian Maybe he should make Vatican City the 51st State?

TRUMP ATTACKS THE POPE

@adamscochran Umm... I know Trump has been doing some crazy rants lately, but this is out there, even for him. Is this really real??

Trump going on an unhinged rant against the Pope. Gramps needs to be put in a home.

@Delavegalaw Yes. Hard to believe it could look this bad, but this is not AI.

Is this really what it looks like now?

@sentdefender So he plans to break the ceasefire?

According to the Wall Street Journal, citing people familiar with the situation, U.S. President Donald J. Trump is considering resuming limited strikes inside Iran as a method to break the current impasse in the peace talks process with Iran. Per the report, a less likely scenario, that is also on the table, is resuming high tempo strikes on Iran as well. Should such measures be employed, they would be in addition to the blockade of maritime traffic from Iranian ports announced earlier by U.S. Central Command.

@Janabw81 Trump seems to back an awful lot of losers...

Another loss for the Orange TACO! Péter Magyar is set to be the Hungary’s new prime minister! Woohoo! 👏💙👏💙 bbc.com/news/live/c2d8…

@GuntherEagleman Why does Trump back so many losers?

🚨 President Trump gave Viktor Orbán his FULL ENDORSEMENT for re-election! It’s time, Election Day in Hungary!

@SpencerHakimian No other President could have come up with such a plan!

So we’re gonna end the Hormuz Strait blockade by blockading the Hormuz Strait?

@atrupar For someone who says he doesn't need the Strait, he seems to be trying awfully hard to get it opened again...

Trump on the phone with Maria Bartiromo: "We don't get our oil from there. We have so much oil. We have boats pouring up to the United States. They'll be filling 'em up, and they'll be leaving and they'll be packed with the best oil you can get. Light, sweet, crude. We don't need the strait."

@atrupar So Trump wants to blockade oil shipments destined for China. I'm sure China will be totally fine with that...

Ron Johnson: "It's not easy. And it could be longer-term ... we certainly have the capability of blocking oil from the Strait of Hormuz from going to China as well. We have plenty of power in this situation and we need to use it."

@RapidResponse47 So now the US is going to set up an oil blockade in the Strait. I'm sure that will lower gas prices...

@secretsqrl123 At this rate, NATO may need to trigger Article 5 to defend itself from the US...

lets be clear, this is an act of war against the entire world.

@secretsqrl123 Yes - and we'll also interdict vessels from nations that previously used the Strait and are now in international waters. Sounds like the perfect way to de-escalate the situation...

so now we are the ones that will block shipping in the gulf. WTF?!?!?!?! does this mean we will fire on china, indian british, and EU ships??????

@adamscochran So he's going to interdict vessels from allied nations that are currently in international waters. That seems sane...

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@jakeshieldsajj So true. Previous Presidents just saw an open Strait. Only Trump has the vision to declare war and shut the Strait down, so that he could then try to open it up again and declare yet another glorious victory!

If Trump is able to open the Strait of Hormuz he will be the greatest president in American history No president before him even attempted to negotiate to open it You are playing chess while the president is playing 5D chess MAGA for life

@adamscochran So sad - he couldn't even work out a deal when Iran had no cards and had already been defeated! He must be reading the wrong chapters of Trump's book.

“Gee whiz guys, we talked for 21 hours and couldn’t solve one of the most complex geopolitical crisis ever, by just demanding we get our way… Time to go home!” —Vance (probably)

@michaeldweiss So what's next - do we get another tweet from Trump demanding the Strait be opened in a week or he'll wipe out their entire civilization (because that approach worked so well last time around)?

I’ve been astounded by just how machiavellian and calculating and successful he’s been. Vance gets to eat shit in Pakistan and he’s doing this right here. It’s a George Eliot novel for the age of idiocy. But it plays.

@Angry_Staffer So for $1.7bn, Obama got watertight nuclear deal, and for $6bn, Trump got nothing. No wonder he's jealous!

We’re about to pay Iran $6 billion to re-open the thing that was open before the war. Art of the deal, baby.

@GaryPetersonUSA I heard he's also been nominated for the Inaugural FIFA Space Explorer of the Year Award. What a guy!

A victory for earth is a victory for President Trump, as the Artemis II has returned safely from Jupiter all thanks to our President’s spiritual guidance and his legalization of space travel, which earned him a trophy that signifies our conquering of space

@AwesomeNewsom The more wars you start, the more you can stop. Trump really is playing on a different level!

WHAT AN AMATEUR. I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, STOPPED 72 WARS IN THE SHOWER THIS MORNING. ON THE WAY TO WORK I SIGNED 6 PEACE DEALS. WOULD'VE BEEN MORE BUT THE LIGHT CHANGED. I HAVE PEACE PRIZES FROM FIFA, NFL, IOC, AND KFC. HOLD ON A SEC... YEP, JUST STOPPED ANOTHER WAR. YOU'RE WELCOME.

@SpencerHakimian So even Trump admits they have cards now...

🚨DOTARD IS CRYING AGAIN