Randy Koeller
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@tayvobehere @BhadBhabie Lmao. Has he ever made a song without autotune? That shit is trash 🗑️ bro
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@Mark_EOCA @Chicago_History Nothing at all! I like the beef ones though!! The question said what would a poor person bring to a BBQ. I should of said bread thou 😂
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@Randy198059 @Chicago_History What's wrong with hotdogs?
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What do you NOT want to see people bring to your Memorial Day Weekend cookout?
#ChicagoHistory ☑️

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@clippedszn Ray J a fucking idiot and sore loser. Bro, you got your ass kicked. Take the Loss like a fucking Man. What a joke. All that tough guy talk n you get knocked out asap
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@Axaxia88 I worked at a restaurant and went MIA for 4O min cuz I found a mouse on a glue trap. Figured out cooking oil, will release him.
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I told my brother I’ll be one of the greatest coaches to ever touch a football field on any level.
He said “let me take a minute to process this, lol.😭❤️🐻⬇️
Ben Johnson here I come. Nothing but fun and hard work ahead. No matter what the Chicago Bears will win multiple SB’s before my time on this planet is over.

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If you were stuck in a cabin in the woods with no internet, a 32" JVC D-Series CRT TV, which console would you choose out of the two?
Rules: Only 1 game
Super Nintendo with Super Mario World ... or the Sega Genesis with Sonic The Hedgehog
#retrogames

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@Deha9283 @Christo64369610 @marcel_aromeh That was a nice speech on Jaxson Darts legs the other day 😂 😂 you can’t be serious. Hes on the DL, well not really but we’ll just say for arguments sake , who talk about how good looking another man is in public and comments on his legs, let alone dipshits incompetent
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@Randy198059 @Christo64369610 @marcel_aromeh Shut up, fashion police. Accountability would fix you people but nahhh to the zoo you belong
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@Deha9283 @Christo64369610 @marcel_aromeh Lmao I’m actually white, dumb Shit. The judge is an over reaching bitch on a power trip. When I was On the Basketball team in H.S, I woke up at 4, To run everyday. The kid probably wakes up for school at 6, when Tf is he supposed to Train? Smart guy?
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@ColonelFalcon When I would get to the ship, I would use the frog suite to swim underneath everything
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@TheRetroSlayer This was the best game ever made, hands down. I spent soooo many hours playing. The best
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The Legend of Zelda - NES (1987): That golden cartridge hit different. 🗡️ Hours lost burning bushes, bombing every wall, and drawing maps on notebook paper. Pure magic. ✨
#LegendOfZelda #RetroGaming #NES
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@animathias @DisplacedGamers Omg I fucking loved this level. I loved this game
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the NES is infamous for a lot of reasons. Trying to navigate the Dam level to disarm the bombs being one of the most well known.
It wasn't just in our heads. The @DisplacedGamers have a fascinating look at how the code literally fights against you.
The worst offender in my eyes is the momentum when you swim into a current. The math gets so weird that your mashing feels pointless even though it's incredibly mandatory. Then you'll slip free of it and go flying, probably into a hazard.
To make matters worse, the hitboxes of some of the hazards and your turtle don't line up exactly with what's shown on the screen. So finding yourself taking a bunch of damage out of nowhere is highly likely.
It all culminates in a rather frustrating stage. As they point out, it's easy to mitigate by knowing where the bombs are and managing your turtles' health with swapping, but newer players are thrown into the literal deep end. It's no wonder this stage is so famous. #RetroGaming
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