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@lioymkernow @GoodHarvestUK Something something Soylent Green is made of people

@GoodHarvestUK This feels a bit 'Brass Eye', or like a Brian Butterfield sketch to me....Good acting by Greg Wallace though 👌🏽😁👌🏽

@virginmedia Unless you're with Virgin for WiFi cause it's never up to watch streaming services

If you know, you know 🍴

@virginmedia right you absolute oxygen thiefs, why is the WiFi playing up "because of the weather".. have all the cables suddenly been dug up and left to the elements?

🚨12 days of christmas: 𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝟰 🚨 retweet & follow to win, winner picked at 9pm GMT! *we will also include day 1 & 2 & 3's prize too*

@monzo got a random PayPal card check and I've never used my card for PayPal at all

@thatmattymay If you're paying 12 quid for a burger in any context I don't think it's chips you need, it's professional help and a financial advisor

I feel quite strongly that a £12 burger from a van should come with chips

@ScotRail are services from Glasgow to Dundee running again or still affected by striking?

@888MumbaiMagic @DonnyReila @scottishbants2 Actually, it is considered assault still, it’s the same reason why some aspects of BDSM are technically assault. You can’t consent to having pain inflicted on you by law

@DonnyReila @scottishbants2 If someone voluntarily takes part in a stunt... it isn't an assault.

Watch this boysies 🤣

Ok Twitter friends. I'm in between "real" jobs right now if anyone knows of anyone needing or needs design work done themselves plz give me a shout!

@JumpTask_app completed an offer yesterday and my balance wasn't updated?

@estlapetitemort @_oatmilf Although I'm thankful I've grown up in a family where we embraced different cultural recipes so maybe I'm not the best example😂

@estlapetitemort @_oatmilf Ahhh I see. My very much white experience with them has been similar to a banana, they just need to be cooked

@CheriJacobus @elonmusk No...I don't think I will

Don’t forget to block @elonmusk if you haven’t already.

@JordanSartor_ @FRONZ1LLA True...but he is African American😅😂😂😂 from South Africa..has American citizenship

Had a dream last night that YouTube banners could have embedded links again...that was a simpler time

@HeidiOBrien8 Conan?

My husband died today. I will never be the same again.

@KayeMac04 @NadineDorries Nah she's a Tory she deserves it

I have dyslexia, which means that when I speak I often run my words together and say things that sound like the words I’m trying to say. Dyslexia affects people differently. For me, it affects my speech more than my writing, which is why I find solace in writing. (1/5)

@BrewDog @AldiUK When a company releases recipes... you'd expect them to be copied no?

Hey @AldiUK, we heard it was National Lookalike Day. Let us know if you've got anything new coming up, yeah? 👀

Just want someone to take shite pics in front of the @DruryGla mirror tbh