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Niko kwa gazeti 💃🏾 epaper.standardmedia.co.ke/issue/4355?src…

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Road deaths in Kenya are not just statistics. They are failures of public institutions that had one job.Every unmarked roundabout,unlit stretch,& missing warning sign is a policy choice. A choice to let Kenyans die on their own roads while collecting their fuel levies.

The roundabouts St. Paul's Chapel,Kenyatta Avenue,Bunyala & Nyayo stadium along Uhuru Highway are death traps. Zero warning signs. Zero lighting. At night in the rain,you can and will drive straight over them.Someone will die there. When they do,@KeNHAKenya will own that death.

In Kenya we survive on the roads mostly because we have memorized the hazards. Knowledge-based driving Roads should not require prior knowledge to be safe

🧵 Last Wednesday, past midnight,I drove through Red Hill— Waiyaki Way → Uhuru Hwy → Enterprise Rd → Lunga Lunga Rd → Jogoo Rd → Outering → Thika Rd → Muthaiga → Northern Bypass-Nyari. What I found was a city that has been abandoned by its own road agencies. Let's talk.

Stranded astronauts thinking they successfully made it to one of the planets safely only to discover they have landed on the Gilgil-Nyahururu road.

@njerimbuthia Yeah because now I’m sure they are all overcrowding in Amboseli 😓

@RastaAdvocate They need to get it under control. The mobbing must be very stressful for the animals.

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Look at how the BBC frames it. "If the people want me to have a third term, I will accept." Like it's a humble offer. Like the people are begging him. But here is what the headline leaves out. Tshisekedi is already serving his second term. The DRC constitution limits the president to two terms. What he is suggesting is an illegal power grab dressed up as democracy. And why does the BBC soften this? Because Tshisekedi is their man. He plays nice with Western mining companies. He keeps cobalt flowing to your electric cars. He does not expel your diplomats. When a leader in Mali or Burkina Faso talks about extending terms, the BBC calls it a coup or a regression. When a Western-backed leader does it, the headline is gentle. "He may consider." Same continent. Same violation of term limits. Different framing. That is not journalism. That is propaganda with a British accent.

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Isaiah Rashad says they don't make a manual for a bisexual Black man and talks about growth after sex tape leak "I'm  blessed to how everyting happened with me, and the reception of everything. Because it allowed me to really step back and re-examine what I was doing. Regardless of how much I love myself, I still put myself in an irresponsible situation for anyone to control my narrative. At some point, I've accepted that they don't make a manual for being a bisexual Black man. It was less hiding myself from anything, and more so not knowing how to not be ostracized."

@undr_skr @Lutweetstru Also in Kenya lmao

@Lutweetstru Thats Actually CRAZY 😲😲🤣🤣

How do I explain to people that this American white man is the reason why a young man dating an older woman in South Africa is called a Ben 10?

@miss_mumbzk Congratulations 🎊

Got into my 3rd PhD program today 🎉

I hope his lawyers are ready because what is this now 😂😂😂🫵🏿

paying bills with mpesa is for people who hate money. #mpesaisexpensive

Hass Avocados for SALE! Selling at 5 for Ksh 100. Please retweet, my customer may be on your timeline. DM to order! 🥑

So this whole time is your parent ALSO sending you fees? Ama you lie that you have a job so unajilipia? Ama they know umepata mtu wa kulipa and they're fine? I've always wondered how this works

@Kivutss I just organised my third #200QueersHike this past Friday 😉 Next one is on 8th August instagram.com/200queerske?ig…

Where are queer people meeting other queer people in Nairobi ?

Governor Irungu Kang'ata: I will not defend my seat on UDA ticket in 2027. I don't intend to run for president or deputy president