Paul Small

@dog_head @rickygervais He does though..

Ricky Gervais is morphing into Wayne Rooney!?😇

So Michael Barrymore is now a food vlogger 😂😂

@GriftReport The hot tub vlogs should make for interesting viewing.

I am many things Ayoub my love. Plural is not one of them. Sick is banging first-cousin-Fatima. Big love ❤️ Queen Katie Hopkins (you may kneel and kiss my ring)

@benonwine He'll walk it off..

ABSOLUTE CHAOS DURING BULL RUN This happened yesterday at the Las Delicias de Trujillo resort Bull run During the San José Fair, ended in disaster when two of the bulls got out of control Sorry! play stupid games win silly prizes They are not there for people’s entertainment.

@JebraFaushay If she's happy to continue being pumped and dumped she'll be fine for another few years.

Chelsea Handler continues to talk about how great her life is without children. She’s in her 50s so I’m pretty sure she’s past her childbearing years.

@ChristopherHale And that's just from his bum!

When threatened, the pope can spray holy venom up to fifteen feet.

These are the sort of disgusting, pervy, mentally ill weirdos that the Green Party say deserve to be treated like human beings. They believe that THIS 👇 should be allowed to share a bathroom or changing room with women and children 🤬🤬🤮🤮

@jomickane @fitay59 They were less degenerate in the original Hellraiser.

This jogger tosses nuts behind him as he runs, and the local Squirrels recognize him now... 😂

@itsme_urstruly The Nut Piper of Hamlet.

@Rainmaker1973 That's why my wife left me then!

Recent research from Kyoto University reveals that female dogs actively assess human competence—while male dogs do not. Female dogs clearly prefer approaching humans who successfully complete tasks, such as opening food containers, over those who fail. In contrast, male dogs show no preference and treat both competent and incompetent humans equally. These findings, published in a study titled "Female dogs evaluate levels of competence in humans," indicate that female dogs exhibit a more advanced form of social evaluation, particularly when food or resources are involved. They pay closer attention to human actions and their outcomes, using this information to decide who is the most reliable partner for obtaining rewards. This competence bias suggests female dogs are more sensitive to efficiency and social results than previously thought. For dog owners, it means your female companion isn't just loyal—she's also quietly evaluating your ability to provide. These results highlight an intriguing sex difference in canine social cognition, potentially evolved to enhance females' chances of securing resources and survival. [Chijiiwa, H., Horisaki, E., Hori, Y., Anderson, J. R., Fujita, K., & Kuroshima, H. (2022). Female dogs evaluate levels of competence in humans. Behavioural Processes, 203, 104778. DOI: 10.1016/j.beproc.2022.104778]

@LeilaniDowding Ah, it's the old truck of, if you only spend £30 the price never goes up...

Fucking Winning

@Ed_Miliband A cardboard cutout of you is more effective than you. It can be used to start my nans's log burner.

I know families will be concerned about the impact of the Iran conflict on the cost of living here at home. From next week energy bills will fall by 7%, and the price cap will provide protection for households until the end of June. We're determined to fight people’s corner.

@ClimateWarrior7 Aren't we all.

I am a brave and powerful woman.

Bob Monkhouse’s notebooks were rejected by the BBC’s The Repair Shop because producers deemed some of their jokes racist. dailysceptic.org/2026/03/24/bob…

@toadmeister Say you are super woke, without saying it.

@Kearney3Mr Mine won't stop growing, I'm thinking of turning them into a rain cape.

Won't stop itching!

@drhingram The real leader we need today!

Replace Keir Starmer with this great leader

Dylan Dawes BBC Wales producer has been charged with possessing indecent images of children & gross videos involving animals, it's apparently extreme stuff. One day it's a BBC employee, the next a Labour party MP or councillor. Nonce freaks.