miss joy

Raw roadkill deer heart & leg w/ pasture-raised egg yolks for breakfast 🥰 #rawmeat #WIEIAD #eatLocal

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Anyway in case I haven’t said it recently the only reason I’m online is to find a husband and bear his children so if anyone >130 IQ and remotely attractive is interested hmu

I seriously CANNOT be around > sub5 men when I’m ovulating when I make eye contact with them it feels like I got pregnant

Fortunately I’m working in a construction site and I counted today and it took ONE HUNDRED men to pass me for one 5.5ish man Like, you don’t realize how cooked we are as a society till you’re surrounded by city tradesmen (I feel too powerful here it’s not safe for me)

@metabolicdang this post makes me want to eat a lot of thyroid and make rash decisions

Birds with a higher BMR tend to take more risks because they operate under greater energetic constraints (Mathot et al., 2014). Since these birds burn energy quickly, they cannot afford to wait for dangers to pass; instead, they must seek out "the most improbable, the most demanding, confusing, even threatening situations" (Peat). For Adélie penguins, the extreme cold of the Antarctic creates constant energetic pressure. As their large colonies reach the limits of available energy (Ballance et al., 2009), competition for prey becomes a matter of life or death. This pressure compels a few highly energetic penguins to travel farther and take greater risks, fueled by an internal engine that refuses to remain idle. In the documentary Encounters at the End of the World (2007), Werner Herzog portrays a solitary Adélie penguin leaving its colony and the food-rich ocean to march toward a distant mountain range. Herzog frames this as an existential figure "heading towards certain death," describing the action as "insanity," while scientists like Dr. David Ainley regard the penguin as "deranged" and "disoriented." "But why?" Herzog asked. During filming, icebergs B-15 and C-16 blocked nutrient-rich currents at Cape Royds and Cape Bird, diminishing phytoplankton growth by up to 95% (Arrigo & van Dijken, 2003; Wienecke, 2002). By 2006, bird colonies were experiencing catastrophic food shortages as these icebergs crushed breeding habitats and forced penguins to trek 60 to 80 miles over solid ice to find open water (Emmerson & Southwell, 2022; NASA, 2002). This led to nearly zero chick survival and a staggering decline in breeding pairs (National Science Foundation, 2001). What Herzog perceives as "insanity" is a response to unsustainable energetic debt (Barracho et al., 2025). When the metabolic needs of a solitary penguin exceed what a starving colony can provide, its journey to the mountains becomes a fatal gamble. With a body temperature above 100°F (Williams et al., 2015), penguins process information with high efficiency and possess a high density of neurons in their forebrains (Olkowicz et al., 2016). Under the crushing stress of the iceberg blockage, this neural capacity narrows into a singular focus. While the majority of the colony remains anchored to the coast, a high metabolic rate can trigger a sudden, sharp clarity of action (Thierry et al., 2014). This singular fixation begins to override the instinct to accept the mundanity of the pact, creating an internal divergence from the rest of the colony. This solitary penguin stands apart. Driven by an internal fire that demands movement over stagnation, the same fire shared with human seafaring and nomadic conquest, it prepares to exert its agency in a way the colony cannot follow. As it gazes back at its loved ones, its peers, and its old life for the final time, it turns and marches forward, never looking back. In this moment, Herzog’s depiction parallels the "Rückenfigur" technique of Friedrich. Confronting a vast, inhospitable expanse of ice, the penguin mirrors the figure in "Wanderer above the Sea of Fog" (1818), standing before a white, misty void that symbolizes the "sublime", a beauty so immense it is both awe-inspiring and terrifying. When the cost of staying put equals the risk of venturing into the unknown, what seems like "insanity" becomes a definitive act of discovery. This was true for Erik the Red’s explorations toward the icy landmass of Greenland, for Leif Erikson as he crossed the North Atlantic, and for Flóki Vilgerðarson, who climbed the high mountain in the north and named it "Iceland." High metabolic rates drive the desire to seek out challenging situations, allowing organisms to evolve and differentiate. While the pursuit of the impossible is often romanticized, it is the willingness to take definitive action, to march toward the mountains when the sea has failed, that fosters change and allows the fire of the organism to be fully expressed.

@CountDankulaTV Lemon pound cake came on my Spotify shuffle for the first time in a year last week and I belted out all the lyrics #NeverForget

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@SSavson I liked this post because I thought it was satire and then I remembered people exist who genuinely think cooking food is OK..oof

Imagine people feel better eating raw meat because the protein is less bioavailable, less inflammatory amino acids absorbed

@SSavson *None* are better assimilated for cooked meat. Only case where this works is raw eggs, since cooking denatures the aviden protein in the whites which prevent biotin absorption

The enzymes that your gut produces naturally to digest all food.. Yes, many compounds are denatured, Im not “anti raw meat” or anything, love tartare, sushi, etc Some components are better retained raw, others are better assimilated cooked, unique benefits to each method

@paulsaladinomd @SamaHoole Hahah nope but just ordered some. My diet is predominantly raw meat but I need something for roadtrips besides homemade biltong for my ✨Soul✨

@RawMeatGoof @SamaHoole Have you tried it?! I don't love the oily bars...

>Be Paul Saladino >Heal your eczema with carnivore >Write a book about how plants are poison >Tell everyone that nose-to-tail is essential so you can sell liver pills at $60 a bottle >Not eating enough fat, eating way too much liver >Things start to nosedive >Start adding honey because your testosterone has collapsed >Tell your audience carbohydrates are actually fine and you've grown >Migrate to 300g of sugar per day and call it ancestral >Tell everyone carnivore was slowly destroying you >Explain that ancestral humans ate carbs because raw meat contains trace glycogen >Confirm Liver King is completely natural, no notes >Liver King is on $11,000 a month of synthetic hormones >Pivot to scaremongering: soap, shampoo, sunscreen, toothpaste, toilet paper >Vegetables turn out to be okay actually >Launch protein bar sweetened with coconut nectar >It is ancestral >You said so >The liver pills are still available >Nothing has been refunded

@jigglylove8 I ate a raw roadkill deer head for lunch, it’s called ☀️balance*☀️ (*I’m away from home in a state where raw milk is illegal)

it's not the same bitch don't eat pasteurized milk

@paulsaladinomd @SamaHoole The bar could use more tallow my man. your following isn’t afraid of calories and “low cal” bars are bs. We want sustained energy (this would also address the “carb bar” claim

>Not sure where this level of vitriol is coming from, Sama, but I appreciate you sharing your thoughts, let's clarify a few points. >I'm genuinely happy if my work has helped anyone (and I've seen plenty of positive stories in the comments). That's always been the goal. >Carnivore was a powerful tool for me, it helped heal my eczema by removing potential plant triggers and taught me a ton about bioindividuality. It worked well for a while, but it wasn't sustainable long-term for my body. Adding real-food carbs (fruit, honey) dramatically improved my testosterone, thyroid, sleep, energy, and workouts. That's not opinion; it's what my labs and how I feel show. Bioindividuality is real, what works for one person (or at one life stage) won't for everyone. I hope people take that lesson: experiment thoughtfully, prioritize simple whole foods over meds when possible. >On fat/liver: I was eating high fat and moderate liver on strict carnivore, claims otherwise simply aren't accurate. >Liver remains one of the most nutrient-dense foods we know of. Humans have thrived on it for hundreds of thousands of years. Fresh is ideal, but @heartandsoilHQ makes high-quality desiccated options that have genuinely helped thousands (check the testimonials). I'm proud of that work. >Carbs from real sources like fruit/honey have solid data behind them for metabolic health in most people. No major studies show harm when consumed whole/in moderation. If you've got contrary evidence, I'd genuinely love to see it. Happy to host you on the podcast to discuss carbs, keto downsides (thyroid/sex hormones/cortisol), or anything else. >Re: scaremongering/toxins : my goal is awareness so people can make informed choices in a world full of environmental challenges. If that content doesn't resonate, no problem,skip it. >Vegetables work fine for some; I eat few but cheer for anyone thriving on them. >The @eatlineage bar uses real-food sweeteners (organic honey, coconut nectar, wild blueberries/strawberries). Far cleaner than most options out there. Coconut nectar has prebiotic benefits in studies; honey brings probiotics also and improves gut flora composition. It's designed as a convenient real-food tool when steak/eggs aren't practical. >In short: I explored strict carnivore, learned a lot, evolved based on my own results, and stayed transparent. I am thriving today because I stayed open-minded. You're welcome in Costa Rica anytime for a real conversation, ideas improve when shared in person. Keep doing the work that helps people with diet; I respect that. Workout time, talk soon?

Day 2 of eating a whole pint of A2 ice cream for dinner (790 calories)

Whole pints of A2 ice cream bring me joy

(Thoughts as I look around the production meeting at work and realize I am the only woman in a room of 37 men) I bet the only time this happens is for engineer program managers and OF chicks

@ryanburrill72 @realeatrawmeat are you a seed oil because you’re inflammatory as hell

@RawMeatGoof @realeatrawmeat Lol You were literally not moving or just barely puttzing. But I've observed that our stars are in conflict so I'm not surprised you would make such a counterfeit assertion just to be contrary. That tracks.

How to Suck Raw Egg on a Boat: 1. Crack small hole on wider area end w/ canine 2. Cover with finger 3. Flip egg around, crack hole on narrow end 4. Remove finger to allow airflow 5. Suck

@realeatrawmeat @ryanburrill72 This is a high Eggficiency account 💪

@ryanburrill72 @RawMeatGoof easier w two holes more air flow faster slonk

@imnotliamyt @realeatrawmeat TEHEHEHEHEH

shutting off my tenants hot waters heater to imotate shivers in nature

Almost got run over by an old head in the Whole Foods parking lot & he rolled down his window, “don’t worry, I don’t run over beautiful girls” I replied “put on a fucking turn signal next time”

@MinnesangMagick Boat only. Might make a tree tutorial next week. Stay tuned for grass

@RawMeatGoof Does this work on land too or is it a boat only tutorial?

@ryanburrill72 @realeatrawmeat lmao nawww then I’m a liability- we were sailing fast and making rough turns (for fun, the water was glass) which a half eaten raw egg doesn’t mesh well with

@realeatrawmeat @RawMeatGoof Well she doesn't, she's just hanging out on a boat

@realeatrawmeat @ryanburrill72 this is a high eggficiency account 💪